While trying to protect Christina Nichols from not only the killers after her but also herself, Fraser spends some time in a bondage club, and even gets to have a wild ride down an escalator while he tries to teach Christina the value of growing up.

Joey becomes the 'poster boy' for VD - which makes it difficult to hit on the ladies. Monica cooks a big Thanksgiving dinner for the gang, but it burns when they lock themselves out of the apartment after watching the Macy's parade. Ross sings to Carol's pregnant belly when he learns that Susan does it.

Kramer gets cut by a wire outside a mom and pop store and the store gets in trouble when it's inspected for faulty wiring. The repairs cost more than the store can afford, so Kramer and Jerry set out to help the store. Meanwhile, George buys a car he thinks was owned by Jon Voight and Elaine gets Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tickets for Mr. Pitt.

Carter and Benton treat a suicidal transvestite. Doug feels like a kept man in his relationship with Linda Farrell. A patient entrusts Carol with the particulars in an accident. Div continues to battle his demons, ending up wandering down the middle of a crowded street.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Nick Hancock; Paul Merton & David Icke