Jerry sees his dry cleaner wearing one of his jackets he took in and goes to confront the man. George hires an unattractive secretary so he won't be distracted, but her efficiency gets her a raise, making her salary higher than George's. Kramer sells the clothes he's wearing to Kenny Bania and has to hide in a dressing room until he finds something to wear home. Later, Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number.

A severe blizzard leaves the ER utterly devoid of patients, leaving the staff free to goof off. In the middle of their fun, a call comes from dispatch, informing them of a 40-car pile-up with dozens of casualties. The ER goes from being deserted to capacity as all surgeons are called in. Bob surprises everyone when she makes a quick, life-saving decision. A new doctor, Angela Hicks, arrives with perfect timing. Doug and Linda return from the Caribbean just as Carol makes a surprise announcement.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Jack Docherty; Paul Merton & Moray Hunter