Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan becomes jealous when Adam falls for one of the volunteers; Kevin starts to get cocky again and sleeps with his girlfriend, Rebecca; previous events emotionally catch up with Will; and Luke makes a shocking admission to Kevin.

Ed and Al have spent years searching for the Philosopher's Stone. After studying Marco's notes, however, Al learns of the gruesome secret behind its power. With this knowledge, can the Elric Brothers continue with their quest to be whole again?

The SGC is required by the President to allow a film crew to make a documentary of the operations there. The objective is to preserve the on goings there for future generations. However, the film director grates on the SGC staff, and chaffs at the limits placed on him by Gen. Hammond. When, during the filming of this documentary, an off world team gets into trouble, and the SG-1 team is about to be sent to help out, will Gen. Hammond let the film crew go with them?

The crash of an aircraft into an aircraft carrier is believed to be the result of the pilot committing suicide, which has Harm & Mac squaring off against one another; especially as Mac wants to hold the pilots commanding officer responsible when she learns he knew the pilot was deeply depressed before the pilot took off.

When the Captain's wife falls victim to an apparent union dispute gone awry, it's up to Monk to find out what really happened and bring Stottlemeyer back from the brink.

Rated: TV-MA for Adult Content (AC) and Adult Language (AL)
Tonight's episode is Live from L.A.



Bill's guests tonight are:



* Jason Alexander, actor, most famous for his role as "Costanza" on Seinfeld.

* Deborah Simmons, editor and columnist for "The Washington Times."

* William Baldwin, actor, one of the Baldwin brothers, he has a degree in political science.



Bill's guests via satellite are:



* Rep. Heather Wilson (R-NM), a member of the Armed Services Committee and on the current panel hearings on obscenity.

* James Moore, author of "Bush's War for Re-Election."

* Bill Burkett, Lt. Col. (ret) in the Texas Air National Guard.

Both Misty and Jessie have Wurmple which causes confusion when the two get confused.

In Granite Cave, the group become seperated from each other as a bunch of Aron cause trouble.

Lara learns that for a Valentines day present, she has had a koala named after her which doesn't impress her as after their row, Comfort is doing her best to avoid Fin.

When a ghost hunter dedicated to exposing fraud in all it's forms dies in a tragic accident, Jonathan and Carla investigate whether his spirit lives on. Why did the boat crash occur, how did the body disappear and how did the answers to five spontaneous questions mysteriously appear in a bottle beneath the sand?! All will be revealed... !