After thwarting Crichton's escape plan Scorpius denies that he is a Scarran spy and demands Crichton's help to destroy a cavern of vital Scarran flora. Scorpius clams that destroying the flora will provide them with a better means of escape. Meanwhile Rygel and Noranti fight an evil Stark.

On a routine misson, SG-1 encounters a civilisation desperate to be freed from the clutches of the Goa'uld. While on the planet, Jonas falls ill and starts having visions of the future, he is diagnosed with a brain tumour and has a vision where SG-1 are walking into a trap on the alien planet.

High school kids are surprised by a bright light in the forest and an astronaut who walks toward them that they shoot. The police and John investigate and determine the astronaut actually died of a lack of oxygen resulting in cyanosis but a Colonel Dunagan moves in and take the body andmdash; John taps into satellite photography and sees a blast pattern that matches the one on Horseshoe Island that accompanied his arrival. John, Digger, and Frank sneak into the woods to examine the site and find a large pod. The pod is a Mars environmental test system and inside the trashed interior are a bunch of astronauts dead just like the first astronaut andmdash; then they get sealed in. Meanwhile Avery pursues her own investigation despite the military government and after interviewing Dunagan's staff sergeant, believes Dunagan is involved. The men start sniping at each other due to cyanosis symptoms while Stella and Avery track them down. John uses its navigation beacon to send out a SOS. The Staff Sergeant is...

After a young boy witnesses the brutal sexual assault and murder of his stepmother, his father blocks the efforts of the detectives to question him.

This episode takes a look into a Georgia school board debate about whether or not they should teach what's in the Bible about the creation of living things. This is claimed to be as much a 'science' by its supporters as evolution. The truth is, they want their religion in the school system and for all the other students to learn of their religious beliefs. What they are really doing is teaching what's in the Bible which is for a private school, not a public school. Penn and Teller will explain why in this episode of Bullsh**!

Rated: TV-MA for Adult Content (AC) and Adult Language (AL)
Tonight's episode is Live from L.A.
Civil Rights Activist the Rev. Jesse Jackson stopped by for lively discussion. Roundtable topics for guests Arianna Huffington, Monica Crowley and Dennis Miller included the impending Iraq war and the tumbling stock market. Comedian Nick Swardson provided his stand up performance to close the show.

A new girl named May is on her way to getting her very first Pokemon! Meanwhile, Pikachu is feeling under the weather and well may bring harm due to his voltage not being released!

Ash's journey through Hoenn with May as they encounter Team Magma.

Events take a tragic turn when Jeff tactlessly threatens a highly-strung man while on a call-out with Nikki, and the arrival of an attractive neurologist causes problems between Harry and Charlie.

After the death of an adopted patient, Merlin is compelled to search out his own birth parents, while Simon rushes Jane into casualty when she is diagnosed with a tumour, and Harry 's secret dinner date with Selina is interrupted when Tally crashes her car during a driving lesson with Beth.

Jonathan is hired to shed light on the mystery of how a man can physically transform himself into another person, in front of a witness's eyes. His investigations lead him into a tale of tragic suicide, Groucho Marx and a parrot named Harvey.