When Mr. Van Driessen asks for volunteers to work the crisis phone line, Beavis and Butt-head volunteer, thinking they'll have girls calling and sharing their most intimate thoughts. They're supposed to be caring and helpful, but end up trying to score with a caller.

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to buy a bag of 'Sour Cream 'n' Salsa Pork Rinds' from a vending machine, but it becomes stuck inside the machine. Frustrated by their hunger, they try various ways to get their snack out of the vending machine before they starve to death.