In Hollywood Director, Ryan's fiendish Spanish colonel rides in to kidnap Mexican girl Kathy, until Wayne's Zorro comes in, while Colin directs in the styles 1950s musical and performing in the "perfect" dark; James Bond themes get spoofed in Song Styles with Wayne singing to Doug the chemistry professor, with the other three as Bond girls; Colin reports a Newsflash back to Ryan and Kathy with bats; in Living Scenery, Wayne and Kathy are props to Ryan and Colin, who are two guys sunbathing and surfing at the beach; Scenes from a Hat includes "difficult things to say with a straight face", "announcements made over hell's PA system, and many suggestions for "rejected gift ideas that the Wise Men considered".
Kathy wins, so the rest give examples of the World's Worst television commercial.

Phoebe prepares to get married, while completely unaware that The Source now holds complete control over Cole. Meanwhile, The Seer informs The Source that if the marriage is performed in a certain ritualistic way, he and Phoebe's future son will grow up to be the most powerful evil being on Earth.

Tonight, host of The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly.

Bernard and Manny need to teach a psychotic ex-con to read in three days after agreeing to host his reading and book-signing in the shop. Fran gets a new job and all seems to be going well until some miscommunication when Manny calls in a favour...