"Weird Newscasters" features Colin as a psycho hitchhiker getting a ride with the anchor, Wayne as a very enthusiastic bikini car wash girl looking for shiny surfaces to clean, and Ryan as Hollywood's most demanding temperamental star trying to give an award-winning performance; "Scenes From a Hat" includes "If human doctors acted like animal doctors", "The good news and the bad news", and "Refreshingly honest statements that could earn you a black eye"; in "Two-Line Vocabulary", an army captain, Colin, is looking for two volunteers to go on a dangerous mission, with Brad's lines being "That's easy for you to say". and "Is that good-, and Ryan's lines being "What are those- and "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening". Brad and Wayne sing "Songs of the Airline Attendant" with Colin and Ryan pitching songs - songs sung include "You Can't Use the First Class Can", "Don't Call Me a Waitress" and "Do You Want Meat or Fish- in the styles Tom Petty, Flapper, and thrash, respectively.
Colin wins,

The teams compete for a reward. The Rotu tribe successfully steals their second win overall, leaving Maraamu with a lot of ground to make up. In the immunity challenge, Rotu swipes their third win, leaving Maraamu no choice but to eliminate a second player from their tribe. With the vote split between Patricia and Sarah, Patricia is voted out, 4-3.

Tea leaves predict that Phoebe will meet her dream guy, and she believes that she has found him. Joey tries to keep a low-profile around Rachel after awkwardly confessing his feelings toward her.

Grissom investigates the murders of four monks who were shot point blank while chanting in a Buddhist temple; Catherine reopens a cold case in which her best friend was murdered, after the man convicted of the crime claims he's innocent shortly before he dies.

After Will and Grace move into their expansive new dream apartment, they discover the awful pangs of separation anxiety as they pine for their smaller old digs now happily occupied by Rob and Ellen. Elsewhere, Jack tries to reconcile Karen with her estranged grifter of a mom who wants to recruit her daughter for one last scam.

An unusual patient trigger's the curiosity of Abby, Susan, Gallant, Luka and Carter, which lands them at an all-day sexual harassment seminar. Throughout the day, Carter and Luka clash, Abby and Susan bond, and everyone discovers something new about each other. Susan breaks it off with Carter when she realizes his feelings for Abby, while news and gossip spreads through the ER of Elizabeth and Mark's separation.

Tonight, Tom Arnold.

As the temperature creeps slowly towards 88 degrees, Manny desperately seeks out new ways to stay cool, lest he trigger his 'Dave syndrome'. Meanwhile an unsympathetic Bernard falls hopelessly in love with Fran's new neighbour, who is unknowingly taking over Fran's apartment.