The comedians compete in a speed-laugh competition to gain immunity followed by the closest head-to-head competition to date. Two comedians go home and the final 5 move on to next week.

The top 4 dancers perform one more time before one of them is awarded America's favorite dancer.
This week, each dancer will dance one dance with each of the other 3, as well as a solo in their own style.
Judges are Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy, and special guest judge Dan Karaty.

The Knights of Prosperity hire an ex-con to help them open Ray Romano's safe and get the diamond ring out.

It's time for more viewer suggestions and complaints, on another Viewer's Choice Episode of the MythBusters! The Mythbusters explore some myths the viewers asked for. Also, one lucky Mythbuster fan decides it's time for his parent's car to be blown to bits.

After Egan makes a surprising statement on national television, the lives of the nine are thrown into turmoil.

The Gavin clan stages an intervention after several disturbing family calls; the mysterious woman (Gina Gershon) from the restaurant leaves Tommy wanting more; Janet must take matters into her own hands to get her baby back; and a depressed Mike calls Tommy in a moment of despair.

While Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman, Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy.

The school's attractive assistant principal pays a visit to the Payne home to investigate when Jazmine absconds with the class hamster. Soon after, young Malik develps a crush on the woman.

The chefs are told that they must create the perfect burger. Then, they must create a new restaurant concept, including a great menu. Chef Daniel Boulud is the guest judge.

The starting-quarterback battle continues and the team picks up additional running backs. First round pick Dwayne Bowe also reports to camp.

Trisha splits with her boyfriend back home, so she and newly single Shauvon ask out local guys they like. Elsewhere, Parisa and Trisha clash.

Tonight, author of Cheney: The Untold Story of America's Most Powerful and Controversial Vice President, Stephen F. Hayes.



Jon first reports on the recent visit of Nicolas Sarkozy with President Bush in Maine. Senior Western White House Correspondent Samantha Bee reports from Crawford, TX with some record breaking news. Bush has taken 423 vacation days and is on the verge of breaking Ronald Reagans 436.



Next, Larry Wilmore asks the question, "Is America Ready For A Black President?" Larry looks at Obama and whether he's black enough to be considered black and also uses the Negrometer to determine how black a president America is ready for.



Finally, Jon shows us a 1994 video of Dick Cheney explaining why it was good thing we didn't invade Baghdad during the first Iraq War in a segment called "Even Dick Don't Know Dick". His predictions back in 1994, his concern that if Saddam is removed what would be put in its place, that Iraq will splinter off into separate parts if the central government falls, and that it would be a quagmire as far as handling it, all came true.

Tonight Stephen welcomes historian and author of The Lincoln Highway: Coast to Coast from Times Square to the Golden Gate, Michael Wallis.

Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, joined by guest Ed Byrne.