The final five contestants each get four minutes to show their stuff in front of a live audience and viewers from all over the world. The viewers vote online and by phone to choose the top four contestants to move on. Next episode, one contestant will be eliminated.

Eugene suggests that they try to embezzle the money from Ray Romano's film company, so the first step is to get Louis a job there by helping him make a movie.

Does the color red cause a Bull to go crazy? And Will a bull really go crazy in a China Shop? And more Gun Fire Myths!

While Malcolm struggles with whether or not he deserves an award for his many years of civic service, his hapless brother visits unexpectedly.

The Gavin family AA group's first meeting doesn't go exactly as planned. Tommy bribes Colleen for information on Janet. Franco learns the truth about Natalie from Richie while Lou contemplates revenge on Cousin Mike.

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hist Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal

While Malik gets a tattoo that he shorty regrets, latent hostility intensifies between Curtis and Mr. Brown.

Chef Geoffrey Zakarian guest judges a relay race challenge. The chefs get another try at "Restaurant Wars," continued from last episode.

As training camp moves from Wisconsin to Kansas City, the coaching staff continues to struggle with picking a QB. This week, the focus moves to preparations for preseason game number three against the Dolphins and former Chiefs QB Trent Green.

Parisa flirts with Dunbar, but he gets closer to Kelly Anne. Meanwhile, Isaac pursues an Irish woman.

Tonight, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama.



Jon begins tonight reporting on the impatience President Bush is trying to quell about the Iraq War and the concerns over the Iraqi Parliament's vacation time in August due to the 130 degree heat in Iraq. Jon goes to Senior Baghdad Correspondent Rob Riggle who's in Iraq in a segment called "Operation Macho Kick-Ass". Riggle shows us some clips of American troops wishing the Iraqi Parliament a good vacation as they do menial tasks around Iraq.



Finally, Jon reports on the complex intricacies that is American foreign policy in a segment called "America To The Rescue". For example, invading Iraq has strengthened Iran, creating fear in Saudi Arabia, leading to the U.S. selling $20 billion of weapons to the Saudi's, thus intimidating the Israeli's who are afraid of Hamas which is supported by the Saudi's, causing the U.S. to increase military aid to Israel by 25% or $30 billion over 10 years. This smart foreign policy experience is nothing new. As Jon shows us from back in 1990, the U.S. helped liberate Kuwait, which was invaded by Iraq, who was armed by the U.S. to fight Iran, leading also to American troops being stationed in Saudi Arabia to alleviate fears that Saddam might strike there, pissing off Osama bin Laden, who was fighting the Russians in Afghanistan with weapons given to him by the U.S.

Tonight Stephen welcomes the Rebel Billionaire Richard Branson.

Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with mockers Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests David Mitchell and Fiona Allen.