Diefenbaker, straying from the apartment, is impounded.

Chandler gets a promotion at work, but he quits, because he feels accepting the promotion would mean he'd be stuck in that line of work forever. Monica has to cook a meal for a restaurant owner as a job interview, but he shows up high and with a serious case of the munchies. Ross has a date with a girl who wants him to talk dirty to her (something he's not comfortable with) so he goes to Joey for advice.

Elaine's friend, a woman that Jerry has to 'kiss hello', has an old hairstyle and Jerry and Elaine try to get Kramer to tell her about it. Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building. Soon, Jerry gives every woman in the building a 'kiss hello' and when he stops, he becomes very unpopular. Meanwhile, George gets billed for an appointment that he missed so he tries to bill the doctor for canceling an appointment.

Dr. Hicks berates Benton when he tries to switch shifts to attend his mother's birthday party. A teenage girl, a frequent patient of the ER, is brought in for a drug overdose. Carol wants to adopt Tatiana, but Tag isn't so keen on the idea. Doug slugs an abusive father in the lobby. Jenn accepts a job offer in Milwaukee despite Mark's offer from Morgenstern. Deb and Carter await the arrival of sub-internship applications.

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head fly a kite in a storm and get struck by lightning. Their accident attracts the interest of a media crusader who wants to blame their stupidity on The Howard Stern Show.