Homer reluctantly goes to a football game with Ned. After Ned shows Homer a good time, they become close friends. Little to Homer's realization, Ned actually starts to have negative feelings toward him.

When Frasier loses Martin's chair...Martin is extremely angry and wants it back. So they go on the hunt to look for it and finally find it at a school play, however the teacher won't give the chair up since its a vital part of the set.

Jerry has his girlfriend pose as his wife to get a marriage discount on his dry cleaning. But when Uncle Leo overhears the woman say she's Jerry's wife, his plan begins to backfire. Meanwhile, at the gym George uses the shower as a bathroom and fears that the man that saw him will turn him in. Elaine can't figure out if a guy at the gym likes her or not and Kramer tries to impress his girlfriend's parents.

Beavis and Butt-head can't remember how to pee. Mr. Van Driessen thinks they're joking, Mr. Buzzcut tries to force them to pee, and when that doesn't work, they finally seek professional help from a doctor.