Grampa realizes that he is no spring chicken and he gives the family their inheritance before he dies. They immediately go to the mall to spend it. Lisa uses her portion to buy a talking Malibu Stacy doll, but when she pulls the string, she is very disappointed in what it says. It spouts nothing but sexist remarks. Lisa goes to complain to the Malibu Stacy company executives, but it doesn't work. She finds out from Mr. Smithers where she can find the creator of Malibu Stacy. She meets with her and together they decide to create a feminist doll: Lisa Lionheart. In the mean time, Grampa decides to recapture his youth, so he gets a job at a fast food restaurant.

Frasier and Roz hope desperately to win a SeaBea (Seattle Radio Awards) this year by bribing the judges with gifts, however a long time nominated but never won radio personality who is retiring after the year is also nominated in the same catagory as Frasier. This leads to Frasier doubting whether he deserves the award if he wins or not.

Jerry's girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. Elaine comes across a mannequin that looks exactly like her, and tries to find out where it came from. George tries to get a suit for half price and Kramer has a persistent itch.

The Warners show off their assistance on the homefront during World War II.

Rita is chased up a tree and has a hard time getting down. With the help of Maybeloota Marabella Missy McCoy, she finally gets the courage to come down from the tree.

Wakko constructs an elaborate Rube Goldberg Device in order to flatten a whoopie cushion.