Poor Wayne must pick a match in "Let's Make a Date" from Judge Judy (Greg), a man who turns into a killer hamster when frightened (Colin), and the "Crocodile Hunter" on various dangerous encounters; Colin reports a "Newsflash" to Ryan and Greg, standing amidst many professional wrestlers; Colin is Beauty, trying to free her father from the Beast, Ryan, in "Whose Line"; "Weird Newscasters" features Greg anchoring along with a streaker who has bet his friends that he can get in all the camera shots (Colin), an Italian stud who would rather be picking up women (Wayne), and a runner in an Olympic relay (Ryan); the divorce "Irish Drinking Song".
Ryan wins, so he reads the credits as the Crocodile Hunter.

Paige makes a major mistake while mixing potion, and inadvertently switches bodies with Phoebe. That isn't the sisters only problem though, as a Zen Master's talented disciple has gone rogue and opened a portal between our world and another.

Clarence admits to Jessie that it was Diane's fault that he opened the beans. Jessie states that Clarence is shaking and worried. After a bad night sleeping the Samburu Tribe works on its shelter. Frank begins barking orders which angers Lindsey & Brandon. At the reward challenge Kim J falls, causing Samburu to win. Kim J states that her fall could get her voted out. Jessie continues to get sicker and admits how hard it is to drink water. At Samburu the tribe becomes split between younger people (Brandon, KimP, Lindsey) and the elders (Carl, Frank, Linda, Teresa) with Silas as the key for both sides. Carl tells Frank, Linda & Teresa that he knows Silas will side with them. Lex talks to Ethan about a Final 3 alliance of them & Tom, and Ethan agrees. The tribes are stuck drinking cow blood for Immunity. It comes down to Kelly for Boran and Linda for Samburu, with Linda wining immunity for Samburu. At Tribal Council, Clarence receives 2 votes while Jessie receives 5 votes and is voted out.

Ross and Rachel differ points of views on how they wound up pregnant, until Ross announces he has their encounter of videotape. Monica and Chandler are upset when learning that they have been given a fake number from another couple.

When the class clown at the local high school is found murdered, the CSI team is called to investigate The student, who is also the top jock on campus, is found shot in the back in the school bathroom. The CSI team quickly discovers that the victim was also the class bully, and Grissom is convinced that he is looking for a classmate who was finally pushed to end the abuse once and for all. The team uses sophisticated new equipment to track the scent the killer left behind.



Meanwhile, Sara and Nick investigate a case involving a severely decomposed body of an Army veteran found in a bag.

After Stan is arrested for tax evasion, Grace and Karen timidly visit him in prison, but Grace is so moved to help her worried friend that she moves right into Karen's deluxe apartment in the sky -- where she becomes a demanding guest who's soon hooked on servants, bubble baths and an extravagant lifestyle. Meanwhile, as Stan's attorney, Will struggles with stagefright when he babbles on during a TV news interview, so Jack convinces him to polish his communication skills by attending an acting class ruled by an imperious teacher.

Susan Lewis arrives in Chicago to interview around town and have lunch with Mark. She gets reacquainted with the nurses and Carter, meets Elizabeth, and is later offered an attending position by Mark. Weaver and Chen clash over a risk management meeting, and ultimately, Chen quits. Mark and Elizabeth treat a six-year-old Edwards Syndrome patient whose parents abandon him while he is in surgery. When Benton becomes stuck in surgery he must resort to calling Roger to pick up Reese.

Tonight, author and journalist Fareed Zakaria.

TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Rich Hall; Paul Merton & Michael Crick