Airs: 12:00am - 12:30am on The CW
Colin hosts Weird Newscasters with a whiny girlfriend from a 1930s gangster movie who thinks Colin is her mob boss boyfriend (Kathy), a female Russian weightlifter trying to impress an American man with her strength (Wayne), and an increasingly desperate Prince Charming using his own shoe as the slipper (Ryan); Wayne's latest Song Styles is an 80s rock anthem for police detective Ingrid; Colin reports another Newsflash for Ryan and Kathy - from a roller coaster; Songs of the Race Car Driver.
Kathy wins, so the rest sing another Hoedown about getting arrested.
Charmed Season 4, Episode 5
Airs: 12:00am - 1:00am on The WB
Phoebe and Piper don't take Paige's bad feelings about a creepy house seriously, and Phoebe ends up shrunk to the size of a doll by the demon who resides there. When Paige and Piper also end up in his collection, the three have to find a way out, despite only being five inches tall.
Survivor Season 3, Episode 4
Airs: 12:00am - 1:00am on CBS
Clarence & Kelly get scared when lions came close to camp. At Samburu the 4 elders, Carl, Frank, Linda & Teresa, do chores and make camp life easier but the youngsters refuse to do work and decide to sleep in. While the elders go to get water the younger players decide to cook and eat some food, leaving little for the older Samburans. Lindsey decide to make bracelets for Kim P, Brandon, and Silas to show their allegiance to each other. Boran wins Immunity, sending Samburu to Tribal Council, where the vote ends up in a tie between Carl & Lindsey. To break the tie, Jeff quizzes the two vote-getters on life in the Bush, and Lindsey wins, eliminating Carl.
Friends Season 8, Episode 5
Airs: 12:00am - 12:30am on NBC
Joey sets Rachel up on a date with a fellow actor, leaving Ross upset with the idea; Monica plans to fire a clumsy chef, while Phoebe protests since she plans to break up with him.
CSI Season 2, Episode 5
Airs: 1:00am - 2:00am on CBS
Grissom, Sara and Warrick are called on to investigate an abandoned, blood-splattered apartment and Nick and Catherine must examine a dead scuba diver lodged in a tree.
The team members are suspicious when the former tenant of the bloody apartment claims that his missing girlfriend is visiting her parents -- and the parents say she never showed up.
Meanwhile, Nick and Catherine are called to the site of a large fire and are confronted with the scuba diver found dead in the top of a tree near Lake Mead. Is it a murder or an urban legend turned fact?
Airs: 1:00am - 1:30am on NBC
In a sneaky ploy to bum a night off from work at Barney's department store, a conniving Jack plays matchmaker and takes advantage of his geeky female supervisor's interest in Will -- while mindful of Will's fantasy of modeling in the store's catalogue -- and he parlays their mutual desires into a 'date,' even though his unsuspecting friend doesn't have a clue of her intentions. Elsewhere, Grace goes where no woman should when she compares her previous sexual experience with her boyfriend Nathan's.
ER Season 8, Episode 5
Airs: 2:00am - 3:00am on NBC
Weaver prepares to call her birth mother, while she treats a man who was accidentally run over by his daughter while she was drunk. Susan's first day back is typically hectic, as she treats a girl with an ectopic pregnancy who refuses to stay for treatment and a man faking a coma to escape his bookie. Abby seems to notice the chemistry between Susan and Carter and gets a little jealous. Cleo has gotten a better job 40 minutes outside of Chicago. The Greene household is pretty crazy now that Rachel is living there. After Elizabeth loses another patient to a post-op infection, an investigation is launched and someone is assigned to shadow her all day to check her cleanliness. Benton panics when Roger reveals that he can't find Reese--it turns out that Jackie picked him up from school after he got in a fight. Carter's day as chief resident is marred a little when his grandmother comes to the ER after slipping.
Airs: 3:00am - 3:30am on Comedy Central
Tonight, actor Jeff Bridges promotes his new movie K-Pax.
Robot Wars Season 5, Episode 18
Airs: 8:00pm - 9:00pm on BBC Two
Tonight's Main Event was a Challenge Belt competition. Behemoth is a very tough robot to beat. In fact he should have been the World Champion instead of Razer! So the World Association of Robotics (WARS; no surprise) gave them the Robot Wars Challenge Belt. If they can hold on to the belt for 3 battles, they can take it home, other wise, they lose the belt.
Battle 1: Vengence Match House Robots: Sir Killalot and Dead Metal
This was a grudge match to decide which robot was better. Stinger had a feeling they were going to win because they were seated #5 and Tornado were only seated #12. However, Tornado now had a trick up its sleeve. Their ramming spike had been replaced by a 2,000 rpm spinning disc? Terrifying!
Tornado
From: Huntington in Cambridgeshire
Weight: 97 kgs
Demensions: 0.85M X 0.7M X 0.25M
Power: 2 X 750W Motors
Weapons: Spinning Disc
Strengths: Invertable
Weaknesses: Easily Flipped Team: Andrew Marchant - David Gamble - Bryan Moss
Stinger
From: Lincoln
Airs: 9:00pm - 9:30pm on BBC One
TEAMS Ian Hislop & Andrew MacKinlay; Paul Merton & Jennie Bond