"Number of Words" sees a deleted scene from The Wizard of Oz, with Dorothy (Kathy, three words) meeting a munchkin (Wayne, five words) while tagging along with the Good Witch (Colin, two words), and finally encountering the Wicked Witch of the West (Ryan, four words); an "Infomercial" for hairy chests; Wayne sings a Prince "Song Styles" to Carly, who works for the bankruptcy department of a mortgage company; "Scenes from a Hat" are "times when you don't want a spotlight on you", "unlikely famous movie scenes to be done nude", and "the wrong thing to say when your girlfriend is trying on clothes"; Colin reports a "Newsflash" from a bunch of lizards to Ryan and Kathy.
Kathy wins, but instead of the normal "Hoedown" in this situation, they instead do the "World's Worst" thing to do or say during or after making love.
In this episode, the points mattered. Sort of. The final points:
PLAYER - #OW - INFO - SONG - SFAH - NEWS Wayne - 800 - DNP - -1200* - 2200 - DNP Kathy - 200 -

In "Superheroes", Captain Morgan (Brad) has his ship sink, with help from Runs and Throws Like a Girl Man (Ryan), The Copycat Kid (Colin), and Russian Gymnast Woman (Wayne); Batman (Colin) and Robin (Ryan) receive a call that one of their archeenemies is on the loose with the help of non-existent "Sound Effects"; a "Title Sequence" for the new sitcom Napoleon and the Bartender; "If You Know What I Mean" sets Brad, Colin, and Ryan in a service station as car mechanics; Brad, Colin, and Ryan do a "Film Dub"; "Scenes from a Hat" are "inappropriate elementary school field trips", "weird places to find advertising", "little-known but amazing facts about Drew Carey", "inappropriate emergency calls to make to 911", and "bad things to say after making love".
Brad wins, so the rest do the zoo "Hoedown".

The valley has an infestation of strange bugs that make loud noises when they are about to feed. They start eating dry wood, but soon enough they move onto meat and begin making their way toward the town. Meanwhile, Larry has decided to move into town.

SG-1 investigates a crashed space ship on a desolate planet. They find the ship full of people in suspended animation pods. Then something happens that knocks out the separated team. As they awaken, all of them seem fine, except for Jackson, who now appears to have a multiple personality disorder. Back at the SGC, they learn Jackson's mind has been invaded by several of the suspended consciences from the ship. Can they remove them, and save Jackson? Or, will Jackson be left going continually from one consciences to the next!

Coming Soon...

Monk investigates the death of a circus ring master.

After discovering a loophole in the 'reaper rules', George decides to test fate and help a man miss his appointment with destiny. But when she sees the devastating domino effect of her actions - and receives a drastic punishment - George learns a lesson about fate she won't soon forget.