House and the team rush to treat an ailing college football star in time for the patient to compete in NFL tryouts. But when the patient experiences an onslaught of varied and unusual symptoms, the team has trouble reaching a consensus on how to effectively treat him in time. Meanwhile, Foreman's brother Marcus makes a surprise visit to the hospital.

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

In an episode dedicated to John Hughes, Haley's birthday is forgotten amidst the chaos surrounding an '80s alumni dance at Tree Hill High, and Jamie ends up being left home alone. Meanwhile, Nathan and Clay find themselves stranded 200 miles away from Tree Hill; and Brooke goes to the dance with Alexander, which makes Julian relive his adolescence.

Chuck tries to balance his two very different lives as he trains a new Nerd Herder, Hannah, and gets his own asset. He thinks he can handle is asset on his own, but Sarah and Casey believe that they need to help Chuck. Meanwhile, Awesome lies to Ellie when she starts asking about Chuck and Morgan; and Jeff and Lester do some searching on Hannah.

Jake and the five remaining bachelorettes take on San Francisco. Dates include visits to Chinatown, Golden Gate Park and a Napa Valley Castle. At the rose ceremony, four ladies remain.

Rayyan is thrilled when a friend from her days at college comes to visit. However, Rayyan's enthusiasm is dampened when she finds out the real reason her friend is in Mercy.

Billie, trying not to nag Zack, tries to trick him into doing chores around the apartment. However, her plan goes awry when Zack takes it upon himself to decorate the nursery. Meanwhile, Davis gets a job at a gay bar in order to earn some extra cash.

Undercover Agent Renee Walker confronts her painful past when attempting to broker a deal with a ruthless, but very well-connected German arms dealer. When CTU shifts its focus from the perilous circumstances surrounding Jack and Renee, lead analyst Dana Walsh comes up with a plan to quell her situation and Chloe O'Brian puts Arlo Glass in his place. As Jack and Renee's undercover mission takes unexpected turns, the Hassan family turmoil has President Taylor reeling as the peace agreement is jeopardized.

Mike and Frank find a White Castle hamburger building on a farm; the duo discovers a veritable museum full of antiques and collectibles; negotiating for an old soda fountain and a cigarette machine.

Fueled by his vision of Emma in grave danger, Peter attempts to rescue Sylar from his worst nightmare. At the carnival, Samuel reveals H.R.G.s secret past in order to bring Claire to his side. Meanwhile, Lauren makes a bold move to put a stop to Samuel.

Strange things occurs when Alan winds up in jail because of a bar fight, and Charlie begins to worry that Chelsea might be "too interested" in the lawyer who takes the case.

The ZBZ's hear that their candle is responsible for the Gamma Psi fire, and Casey cracks under the guilt, putting the house in danger. Hoping to cheer up the house and boost her marketing major, Ashleigh enlists Rusty and Dale in a philanthropic "Geek Auction", but Casey is the one who has to play dirty to save the house. Can Casey save the day?

Amy begins her new relationship and tries to get past Ben. Meanwhile, Ashley starts to show interest in a guy, and George tries to convince Anne to come home.

Valentines day is just around the corner and whether they like it or not, they have to face the ones they love.

When Baze tells his parents about Lux, they insist in making a family dinner to meet her and Cate. Cate reluctantly agrees to go, but is annoyed when her mother and sister show up. Meanwhile, Cate hears about a gang fight at Lux's school and decides to transfer Lux to her and Baze's alma mater, Westmonte.

Twelve new queens compete to be America's Next Drag Superstar! The queens must reinvent their drag looks using only a set of curtains and household items. Guest judges include comedienne Kathy Griffin & photographer Mike Ruiz.

Sheldon's search for the answer to a physics problem leads him to work at the Cheesecake Factory with Penny.

Horatio and the CSI's are left with very little time to either establish a man's innocence or prove his guilt when his murder conviction is in doubt and a 24 hour delay of his execution is put in place.

Patty continues to explore the secrets of the Tobins. Meanwhile, Ellen proves to be of use to Tom.

Local experts help Tony explore the rich culinary traditions of this 1100 year-old city.

Joe's bookie finds out that Joe is an excellent golfer and exploits his skills in a scam. Meanwhile, Owen's weight gain is worrying his family and Terry moves into a new apartment building and becomes the apartment manager.

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Tonight Stephen welcomes the Republican candidate for the New York Senate, Harold Ford Jr. Also, Stephen talks with sports psychologist Nicole Detling Miller and inline speed skate Jessica Smith.

Bruce Willis, Ne-Yo

While Byakuya allows his squad to hold a sakura viewing party at his mansion, two strange attackers arrive, but one of them is quickly defeated by Sode no Shirayuki and Senbonzakura, who have since rematerialized, while the other escapes. Captain Kurotsuchi refers to these attackers as "Sword Fiends", which are zanpakuto who have killed their masters. Rukia and Sode no Shirayuki try lure out the other by having a drinking party, but fail. Soon Rukia and Sode no Shirayuki find the sword fiend attacking and defeat him together, capturing him and turning him in for study. Captains Ukitake and Kyoraku become concerned at this development, noting that the Seireitei is still being rebuilt.

The group meet Billy a fifteen year old trader and get some vital supplies from him. The group decide to stay overnight at a cottage to help Abby get over what happened to her. When Billy makes it to Samantha's compound he tells them where the group are staying at. Samantha orders Dexter to go and arrest Tom as she wants to put him on trial for killing one of her people. Abby, Greg and Anya try and get Tom freed and end up being part of the trial. They soon learn more about Tom's shocking past.

Karen's obsessive drive to prove herself more than just a mum has Jamie worried. With the help of a trampoline and a battalion of baton twirling majorettes her body is in perfect shape but her mind is in danger of unravelling, leaving the Maguires to pick up the pieces.

Liam's pursuit of his first true love is threatened when he becomes tangled in a web of his own lies. His desperate attempts to conceal his Chatsworth life are shattered when Frank is summoned to the school.

Maxine's life is thrown into turmoil when she is presented with an urgent choice. At the time she needs Carl most she finds him following in Frank's footsteps at the bottom of a pint glass. She turns to Ian for support.

Elsewhere on Chatsworth, Yvonne is in debt and out of her depth when Paddy comes collecting. The Karibs concoct a plan leaving the shop under new management, Paddy enraged and Chesney starting a new independent life. Meanwhile, Mickey finds a plumber to help him with his neglected pipework.

Charlie Brooker squeezes more fun out of the news with the usual mix of comedians, reports and gags, this time looking at celebrities in the news. Will simply mentioning the likes of Russell Brand, Jedward and Megan Fox in this billing make people more likely to tune in?