Who will be named the Last Comic Standing for Season 5?



Season Finale complete with special guest stars: Dane Cook, Frank Caliendo, Alonzo Bodden, Ant, Doug Benson, Carrot Top, Todd Glass, and more!

"It girl" Serena van der Woodsen has returned to Manhattan after a mysterious and self-imposed exile to boarding school. Serena's best friend, Blair Waldorf, has conflicted feelings about her friend's return since she has enjoyed being the Queen Bee during Serena's absence and might not be ready to relinquish her new position on the social ladder, not to mention the fact that she has always suspected there may be unspoken feelings between Serena and her longtime boyfriend, Nate.

40 kids from the ages of 8-15 are put into the abandoned town of Bonanza City, New Mexico for 40 days. They have to build their own society by electing leaders, passing laws, and establishing an economy.

The pilot episode sees Chuck Darling returning to his old Pittsburgh co-anchor roots, and his consistent off-screen quarreling with his old co-anchor, Kelly Carr.

After attending a birthday party for Steph, Eddie decides its time to confront Joy about some of her more irritating habits. When Joy is not exactly receptive to hearing about her social blunders, Eddie learns his wife is not alone in being oblivious to her own public behavior. Meanwhile, over at the Woodcocks, Jeff finds it more difficult than he imagined giving his wife a gift that she has wanted for a long time.

Gordon Ramsay visits a family-run Italian restaurant in Babylon, NY that's being run into the ground by Peter, the hot-tempered manager and co-owner.

33 aspiring models board a cruise ship directed by J. Alexander. Competition gets fierce when a series of cat-fights break out within the group. Later, the girls compete in a life jacket runway walk and a beach photo shoot. The judges deliberate and cut the group of 33 potential top models down to 13 finalists.

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

When a old friend of CJ's turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes CJ and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime the Payne children push to get a pooch.

While a spat over a lottery game tests Claretha and Ella's friendship, Curtis gears up for traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.

Sirio Maccione guest judges a QuickFire where the chefs must recreate one of his dishes, then they must impress four more chefs, including Andre Soltner, in elimination.

UFC Welterweight Champion Matt Serra, a contestant on Ultimate Fighter 4 returns as a coach in the sixth season premiere. Former Welterweight Champion and season 2 coach Matt Hughes returns as a trainer of the opposing squad and is scheduled to face Matt Serra in a live pay-per-view battle following the season finale.

Trisha and Cohutta fight, and the gang prepares for Sydney's Mardi Gras, the world's largest gay-pride event. The roomies are excited about the shindig, except for Cohutta, who doesn't want to deal with the crowds, and Trisha, who feels it offends her Christian beliefs.

Tonight, former Supreme Allied Commander of NATO and author of A Time to Lead: For Duty, Honor and Country, Gen. Wesley Clark.



Jon begins tonight's show reporting on a popular YouTube video of a University of Florida student being tasered at a John Kerry speech.



Next, "Clusterf@#k to the White House" continues as the media reminisce about the year 1994 with helicopters once again following O.J. Simpson as he was released from jail while at the same time talking about Hillary Clinton's health care plan, which was also first released back in 1994. As Jon notes, conservatives wasted no time criticizing 'Hillary Care'.



Finally, Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore shares his opinions on O.J.'s innocence or guilt and answers for African-Americans who supported him because he's black. Lucky for African-Americans, Larry says it's okay to no longer support O.J.

Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf

Hosted by Dara O'Briain, with Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons, plus special guests Michael McIntyre and Ben Norris.