It's the day right after the Kiss on the Lips party and Serena receives a cold reception from her former best friend Blair. Blair reveals that she knows that Serena and Nate slept together, before Serena mysteriously went to boarding school. Then Serena decides to take Dan to Chuck's fundraiser brunch at The Palace. Meanwhile little Jenny asks Blair for advice, and Blair realizes that she maybe gains something by allowing Jenny into her inner circle.

Debate over acquiring a new source of food divides the Pioneers.

The first celebrity is voted off. Who will stay and who will go? Dolly Parton and Tap dancing legend Savion Glover perform.

Kelly doesn't believe that Chuck has a good sense of care taking and responsibility that would be necessary to take care of a child. So, when Chuck is given a goldfish as a pet, he's determined on having the goldfish keep up an illusion of being happy - and alive.

New investigator Kris Williams joins the team for a trip to Seattle, where they search tunnels for ghosts from the Gold Rush era after probing cold spots at an abandoned psychiatric hospital known as the "Northern State Hospital".

The team investigates a serial killer who is targeting women at a small college in Flagstaff, Arizona. The BAU shuts down the campus, creates a detailed profile of the unsub, and arrests a suspect. However, the team members begin to have doubts about themselves when another woman is killed while the suspect is in custody.

When Eddie and Joy are the only neighbors not included in an elderly neighbors funeral, they feel left out. Then, when Joy lands an invitation to sing at the funeral, Eddie goes to the extreme to have a role of his own. Meanwhile, Steph and Jeff argue over Stephs eulogy.

Jaime Sommers is a normal, hard-working woman caring for her younger sister and managing a love relationship. Her life is complicated further after she is involved in a horrendous car accident, leaving her with injuries so severe she can only be saved using bionic body parts with amazing abilities beyond Jaime's control.

Addison resigns from Seattle Grace and heads to the Oceanside Wellness Group in L.A. where she was offered a job.

Although, it seems that Naomi didn't consult the other doctors when hiring her. Meanwhile, a father is frustrated with his daughter when she hides the fact that she's pregnant. When complications arise Addison, Pete and Dell work together to make sure that baby and mother survive, as pain-free as possible.

Jenny, a woman who has been seeing Violet, starts counting the tiles at a department store. To investigate what triggered it, Cooper and Paul and a shop assistant assist Violet. Meanwhile, when a man dies of a stroke, Naomi, Sam and Charlotte argue over who should get his sperm - his wife or his mistress.

Chef Gordon Ramsay is hitting the big city in an attempt to revamp an Indian restaurant called Dillons and make it one of the hottest venues in town. Ironically Dillons is located two blocks away from Chef Gordon Ramsay's own restaurant.

The 13 hopefuls move into their environmentally green home and J. Alexander gives the girls a lesson. Later, the girls compete in a style challenge and perform a photo shoot of the negative effects of smoking. Lastly, the judges send the first hopeful packing.

While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.

A furious Ella kicks Curtis out of the house in the aftermath of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Held up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks the forgiveness of Ella. In the meantime, CJ and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested.

Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.

When attorney Nick George's father dies, Nick takes over his law practice and must take care of the Darlings and their problems, including human trafficking, illegitimate children, and illicit affairs.

The pilot introduces us to Detective Charlie Crews and the painful cobwebs of his past as he returns to a world that's moved on without him. His appreciation for the details offers him up an unique insights into crime solving. Also his newfound Life reminds us of all the little things we easily take for granted.

The remaining chefs make the move to Aspen, Colorado for the semifinal and the decision of who the final two will be.

Following his defeat, Joey threatens to leave the show and Serra goes ballistic. Hughes passes out bibles to his team. And the second preliminary fight takes palce.

The roommates learn what their job will be, but their bickering may keep them from getting any work done. Meanwhile, Parisa finds out that some of her housemates are talking about her behind her back.

Tonight, actor and star of the new movie The Kingdom, Jamie Foxx.



Jon begins tonight's show with a good ole fashion battle between two rival political leaders, Bush vs. Ahmadinejad, in a segment called "Showdown at the U.N. Corral". Bush spends little time talking about Iraq and Iran, spending most of the time insulting other nations including Cuba, whose U.N. delegation walked out of Bush's speech. Senior Diplomatic Analyst Aasif Mandvi talked about the various reactions U.N. delegates had when their countries were insulted by Bush.



Finally, Lewis Black returns in "Back in Black". Lewis discusses his disdain with the design of the new queer $5 bill, the CW's new show called CW Now sponsored by Wal-Mart and plugged constantly trying to sell Halo 3, and finally phony veteran's trying to get free treatment at veteran's hospitals.

Tonight Stephen welcomes legendary singer, (and current Emmy enemy) Tony Bennett.



Also Stephen talks with actor Sam Waterston, spokesman for Unity '08 about how bad politcal factions are.

Meet Don: he's single, neurotic, thirtysomething and British. He's trying to navigate his way through life, but his neurotic mind is his worst enemy.

This end-of-series special compiles new material, outtakes and highlights from previous shows. Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, plus guests David Mitchell, Ed Byrne, Lauren Laverne and many others.

Belle, a high-class London escort, loves her job yet none of her family or friends knows what she does for a living. In this first episode, Belle talks about the rules to follow in order to be a secret call girl.