Professor Heston orders Joey to baby-sit for Harley to make sure she does her homework. But Joey ends up serving as relationship counselor when she finds Harley's boyfriend, Patrick, hiding in the house and he starts to drool over Joey. Meanwhile, Dawson pays a visit to his past when he's asked to speak on Mr. Gold's class at Capeside High about how it is to be working in L.A. Dawson has a student, named George, show him his movie in which he realizes that he's moved on from the teenager he once was. Pacey also returns to Capeside when his father is admitted to the hospital after suffering a heart attack where Pacey has an argument with his brother, Doug, about the way Pacey's been treating the family by shutting them out.

The tribes merge into one, Jacar.



Jenna and Heidi strip naked in an attempt to gain food items during a challenge and Alex struggles with Shawna's departure.

It is found out that Jackie has been 'living' with Hyde in the basement.

One more is eliminated from the competition. Who will it be this week?.

This week we will be introduced to the new Bachelor, Andrew Firestone. We also meet his family, three of the bachelor runner-ups and the 25 bachelorettes for this new and exciting season of The Bachelor.

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Angel and the gang set out to find out as much as they can about Cordelia's pregnancy and the identity of The Beast's master while Gwen Raiden enlists Gunn's help to crash a black-tie affair and rescue a kidnapped girl.

During Amy's first day as Abbey's chief of staff she is given her first task: get the President to veto his own foreign-aid bill now that an anti-abortion rider has been attached to it. Toby finds himself in a legal bind when a former classmate gets into a tough ethical situation involving the E.P.A. Meanwhile, while Zoey is about to be inducted into the Daughters of the American Revolution, Abbey's membership is threatened when it is uncovered that her ancestors were pirates, not patriots.

A media-savvy attorney defends a black teenager accused of shooting an off-duty police officer.

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.

Tonight, singer Ringo Starr promotes his new album Ringo Rama.



Jon first talks with Rob Corddry who is stuck with the troops in Iraq during a sandstorm in a segment called "Desert Storm II: Actual Storm".



Jon then talks about the outbreak of SARS in "You, Your Health, & You".



Ed Helms then looks at how Europeans view Americans abroad and gives us some helpful tips to blend in.



Finally, "Produce Pete with Steve Carell" cooks with beets.

When Roddy Winger is released on appeal after serving twenty years for the murder of a nightclub hostess - a crime he always claimed he did not commit - his case gets reinvestigated by UCOS - The Unsolved case squad. The squad is to be made up of some of the best retired officers available



The squad gets headed up by Det Supt Pullman, who is moved after shooting a dog in a hostage rescue gone wrong. With Jack Halford she sets out to build her team and investigate the case.