Colin reports a Newsflash of mice and rats to Kathy and Ryan; Song Styles is a gospel from Wayne to David Hasselhoff; Two Line Vocabulary sees Colin's Indiana Jones looking for the Holy Grail in an ancient temple filled with dangerous traps, with sidekicks Ryan ("What does that do- and "I want out".) and Kathy ("I love this". and "Are you kidding-); Colin, a woman, has some trouble on the beach, and is saved by lifeguard David, whose Dubbing is done by Wayne, and Colin's boyfriend, Ryan, comes in to prove he's a better lifeguard.
David wins, so Wayne, Ryan, and he become a Three-Headed Broadway Star to sing "I Can't Live Without Your Mother" to audience member Venus.

Colin anchors "Weird Newscasters", with a goofy white guy desperately trying to act street (Greg), an aging female Broadway performer doing a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse (Wayne), and a very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and has decided it's time for them to get real jobs (Ryan); "Scenes from a Hat" are "like Oklahoma, musicals about various U.S. states", "sumo wrestlers in other professions", and "anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows"; "Film Dub" sets Greg, Colin, and Ryan in one day in the doctor's lab; Greg hosts "Party Quirks", with Wayne having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party, Colin a serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking, and Ryan a rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock; "Hats".
Greg wins, so the rest bumble through an abbreviated "Irish

Larry returns to Perfection and wants to learn more about Cletus Poffenberger. Tyler tells him the story of when the Perfection residents first met Cletus and had to face his increasingly dangerous pet, Four-Twelve.

Teal'c, wounded on an away mission, now doubts his fitness to be a member of the SG-1 team. Daniel feels there is something he must remember from his ascended time. Both of their feelings merge into their belief that Master Bra'tac and Rya'c are in danger and need to be rescued from their vision of the two's enslavement on a Goa'uld controlled planet.

Monk is sent to Mexico to investigate the strange case of a young man who drowned in mid-air during a parachute drop. Monk is more concerned that he can't get his favorite spring water, and distracted by the fact someone is trying to kill him.

When smart, cynical 18-year-old George is killed by an errant toilet seat falling from space, she joins the ranks of an undead group of grim reapers. As she clumsily learns to adjust to her new role in the afterlife, George haphazardly hurtles towards her first dreaded assignment: to collect the soul of a little girl.

After getting all 8 badges that he needs, Team Rocket end up stealing them.