Multiple Personalities,with Greg, Wayne, and Ryan, is a safari in the deepest part of the jungle when the guides desert them, with a fly swatter being Richard Simmons, machete Elvis, and binoculars Scooby Doo; Colin reports back to Ryan and Greg from a Newsflash about various scenes of Richard Simmons; Richard makes his first appearance, as Wayne does a disco Song Styles to him (with the others participating without Drew directing them to); Ryan and Colin go on a luxury cruise to enjoy sunbathing, water sports, and entertainment, but their Living Scenery props are Wayne and Richard.
Wayne wins, so Ryan and Colin become the properties of Richard and Drew (respectively) for Moving People.

Colin, as Batman, announces he's coming out of the closet (unbeknownst to Colin) in "Press Conference"; Ryan and Colin pitch a facelift product in "Infomercial"; Miss Piggy (Colin and Wayne) and Kermit (Ryan and Brad) "All in One Voice" sing "The First Time We Kissed"; "Change Letter" changes Bs into Fs, as overnight in an E.R., Frad plays a doctor, Colin his nurse, and Ryan and Wayne enter as patients; "Scenes from a Hat" are "World's Worst news anchor", "what our cameramen are thinking right now", "Baby Drew's first words", and "things you might say about your computer, but not your girlfriend"; Brad, Colin, and Ryan are three soldiers in a barracks in an abbreviated version of "If You Know What I Mean".
Brad and Wayne win, so they read the credits as 1950s variety show hosts thanking all their guests.

Twitchell sends Burt and Tyler to a small town on the belief a Graboid is responsible for recent disappearances people. But the townspeople believe the real cause for the disappearances are alien abductions and that the government is trying to cover it up.

When a fifteen year old boy arrives at the SGC claiming to be Col. Jack O' Neill, the incredulous team must check out his story. They find that the boy's DNA matches that of Jack's. However, upon further investigation, and with the help of the Tok'ra Selmak, they learn this 'young Jack' is just a mistaken part of an unsanctioned ongoing experiment by an Asgard hoping to solve the Asgard's cloning replicative fading problem, which threatens the Asgard's future existence. Can the team rescue the real O'Neill from this arrant Asgard experiment, and can they find a way to cure the genetic errors in 'young Jack,' which will soon cause his early demise?

When English teacher Beth Landow falls from the clock tower at Trudy's former high school, Monk is called in and quickly disproves the police theory of suicide. The trail of clues leads to a science teacher but he has an iron-clad alibi. Monk becomes a substitute teacher in the hopes of solving the case.

Using Charizard, Pikachu and Snorlax, Ash challenges Clair for his final badge.

Niki is on her way to church with Dillion when the see a man lying on the road. Dillion gets out but the man shoots him and kidnaps Niki. He appears to be working for the man who Jack owes money to (don't know his name). Back at the reception everyone is waiting for Niki. Dillion is brought into the hospital starting a search for Niki. Jack gets a call from Niki's kidnapper saying that he wants all his money back, all £300,000 and Jack must bring it to him on a bridge. Jack only has £100,000 left. He tells Tony not to tell anyone. Jack pretends that he's stuck in traffic and manages to follow Niki's kidnapper back to a canal boat. Niki's kidnapper and another man are in the boat. Once the kidnapper leaves to go meet Jack on the bridge, Jack bursts into the boat but the man with the gun gets the upper hand. Back at the hotel Tony tells the police officers what is happening but only if he can go with them to find Jack. On the boat Jack tries to persuade the gunman to leave them and they