Major Kira has been given some time off in order to prepare herself for her new post on Bajor. Li Nalas, the legendary Bajoran that Kira saved, has been given her post. With the tension mounting in the Bajoran capital, Quark provides Odo with new information that The Circle is being supplied weapons to counter the Bajoran military. Meanwhile, Sisko lets Kira know that he will do anything to have her reassigned to DS9.

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

Lex Luthor develops several tests to see how strong Superman is. In the Daily Planet, Lois steals Clark's story about Superman. Clark moves into a new apartment.

The studio hires a new teacher named Miss Flamiel to teach the Warners. Despite her best efforts, she meets only with frustration and is unable to teach them anything.

Slappy goes to a banquet held in her honor in order to receive an award. Walter, Beanie, and Sid, however, plan to blow her up with explosives. Slappy gets the reward and Walter, Beanie, and Sid only succeed in blowing themselves up.

Wakko belches "The Blue Danube Waltz" by Johann Strauss.