Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.

After freezing in the face of danger, a confused Gabrielle returns home to Potidaea, where she receives a not-so-warm welcome from the people, who have hired a so-called warrior to save them from a warlord.

Murphy is coordinator of the Press-capades and is set on playing the role of Hillary Clinton in a sketch she's written. The rest of the cast wants her out and she concedes; however, Katie Couric has an accident before the show, so guess who gets the role.

Mr. Anderson is holding a yard sale, but gets called away to help a friend, so he asks Beavis and Butt-head to man the sale. The boys really do sell everything.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a Parent-Teacher Association meeting. They have a few 'suggestions' on how to improve the educational process.