The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

George begins to feel the pressures of his relationship with Susan so he tries to help a security guard who works at a store that Susan's uncle owns. However, George's help ends up doing more bad then good. Elaine dates a man who likes to be called 'the Maestro', who talks to Jerry about a house in Tuscany. Meanwhile, Kramer continues with his lawsuit against the coffee shop that gave him the coffee that he spilled on himself in the previous episode.

Carter gets his first patient, and loses him. Susan's feud with Weaver intensifies when she demands all of Susan's procedures be cleared with her. Chloe abandons Little Susie again for a lucrative career in the flea market business. Carol finishes her paramedic recertification by picking up a very overweight, lethargic man, after which Shep hits on her. Jeanie ends her relationship with Benton. Wendy conducts interviews with various ER staffers for an article on Mark. Doug cares for a four-year-old Asian boy with AIDS.