Everyone's surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

At work, George gets put in charge of a birthday card for the Yankees, but after getting grapefruit juice in his eye, George begins to wink at the wrong times. Jerry dates Elaine's cousin, but dating her conflicts with his new diet. Meanwhile, Elaine goes on a blind date.

Weaver and Susan's feud escalates to the point where Mark has to step in. Benton is involved in a parking lot altercation, resulting in a dislocated finger and Carter replacing him in surgery. Mark cares for an abandoned elderly woman. Susan tries to juggle her work and care for Little Susie. Shep risks his life to bring in a gunshot victim.

Beavis and Butt-head steal Mr. Anderson's rented steamroller. They drive it to school to impress Todd, the local thug.