Game 1: Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor. Chip is an Italian singing gondolier whose boat has sprung a leak. Wayne is again on sports as an excited Japanese tourist. Ryan again doing the weather as Bigfoot caught on film, desperately trying to escape from being spotted.
Game 2: Title Sequence - Chip and Wayne sing the theme song to Bea Arthur and Brad Pitt, with Colin and Ryan performing as the title characters.
Game 3: Scenes From A Hat - What your wife is thinking right now; Boy Scout badges we'll never see; Diet books that didn't fly off the shelves; Strange 900 numbers; Bad race horse names to call in a race.
Game 4: Improbable Mission - Wayne is the voice on the tape, and Colin and Ryan are secret agents on a mission to wash a car.
Game 5: Irish Drinking Song - Hair Transplant
Artificial Winner: Chip
Drew Game: Props
Credits Roll: All four contestants as people at a very dysfunctional family reunion.

The teams began in Beijing, China. Their first task was to head to Tiantan park and retrieve the clue from a kite being flown by a local. From there they headed to the Great Wall for a Detour. They had to chose between walking up steep steps in close range or flat steps farther away. All the teams chose the steep steps. In this task, we began to see some problems with Frank/Margarita's relationship. Margarita later said they had to work as a team, always in order to win the race. At the top of the Great Wall, there is a clue. The teams have to get to a bed and breakfast in Anchorage, Alaska. All the teams got tickets to San Francisco and from there to Seattle and finally to the destination (Anchorage, Alaska.) When in Alaska, they stayed the night at the bed and breakfast. In the morning they had to perform an old Alaskan ritual, called a "Blanket Toss" to find where the next clue was, in which they were "trampolined" by the locals. The next clue involved them getting to a glacier, where in a Roadblock, one of them had to climb it. Joe and Bill did not make it to this task yet and did not arrive at the pit stop in this episode. No teams were eliminated in this episode.

As the holidays approach Alton Brown ponders the perfect roast beast, meets with a butcher, comes to terms with aging, learns about ovens & radiant heat, discovers new ways to have fun with flower pots, and produces the ultimate carnivores delight.

Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he cant sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with it, but Cartman uses it to lobby Congress to restore stem cell research.

Tonight, actress Marg Helgenberger from CSI.

Kevin McCloud revisits a group of people in a Brighton co-operative who are building their own homes and the homes of their neighbours.

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