September 9, 1969: May meets December when Sam leaps into a young actor in love with an older woman, who is also an aspiring singer. If he can't boost her confidence and help her get her career on track, she will face a 'fate worse than death', returning with her son to Cleveland.

On the subway, George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer each have unusual experiences. George meets a woman who causes him to miss his stop and his job interview. Kramer overhears a tip on a racehorse while going to pay his traffic fines. Elaine's train stops, and she worries she'll be late for a lesbian wedding that she's the best man for. Jerry falls asleep and wakes up next to a large, naked man.