Family Guy
Season 13

s13e01 / The Simpsons Guy

29th Sep '14 - 1:00am
The Simpsons Guy Summary

The Griffins travel through Springfield where the meet The Simpsons who greet their their new "albino" friends with open arms.

Homer & Peter debate which is the better beer, Bart shows Stewie some classic pranks, Lisa attempts to find Meg's talent & Marge & Lois become bosom buddies.

7695 have watched this episode

s13e02 / The Book of Joe

6th Oct '14 - 1:00am
The Book of Joe Summary

Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolizing the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling.

7700 have watched this episode

s13e03 / Baking Bad

20th Oct '14 - 1:00am
Baking Bad Summary

Lois and Peter decide to go into business together and they open a cookie store, but Peter takes some unorthodox approaches to attract customers.

Meanwhile, Brian worries about Stewie once he becomes addicted to cough syrup.

7532 have watched this episode

s13e04 / Brian the Closer

10th Nov '14 - 2:00am
Brian the Closer Summary

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, however, his new career rubs Quagmire the wrong way.

7456 have watched this episode

s13e05 / Turkey Guys

17th Nov '14 - 2:00am
Turkey Guys Summary

In a drunken night of eating, Peter & Brian eat the Thanksgiving turkey so they are forced to go out in search of another bird.

Meanwhile, in Peter's absence, Chris decides to become the man of the house.

7386 have watched this episode

s13e06 / The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

8th Dec '14 - 2:00am
The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Summary

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

7290 have watched this episode

s13e07 / Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

5th Jan '15 - 2:00am
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Summary

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

7327 have watched this episode

s13e08 / Our Idiot Brian

12th Jan '15 - 2:00am
Our Idiot Brian Summary

Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

7247 have watched this episode

s13e09 / This Little Piggy

26th Jan '15 - 2:00am
This Little Piggy Summary

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

7090 have watched this episode

s13e10 / Quagmire's Mom

9th Feb '15 - 2:00am
Quagmire's Mom Summary

Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.

7139 have watched this episode

s13e11 / Encyclopedia Griffin

16th Feb '15 - 2:00am
Encyclopedia Griffin Summary

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

7062 have watched this episode

s13e12 / Stewie is Enceinte

9th Mar '15 - 1:00am
Stewie is Enceinte Summary

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby... or seven... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

6998 have watched this episode

s13e13 / Dr. C and the Women

16th Mar '15 - 1:00am
Dr. C and the Women Summary

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

6933 have watched this episode

s13e14 / JOLO

13th Apr '15 - 1:00am
JOLO Summary

Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

6857 have watched this episode

s13e15 / Once Bitten

20th Apr '15 - 1:00am
Once Bitten Summary

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal.

Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

6815 have watched this episode

s13e16 / Roasted Guy

27th Apr '15 - 1:00am
Roasted Guy Summary

Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to "roast" him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

6718 have watched this episode

s13e17 / Fighting Irish

4th May '15 - 1:00am
Fighting Irish Summary

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

6811 have watched this episode

s13e18 / Take My Wife

18th May '15 - 1:00am
Take My Wife Summary

Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead.

Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

6650 have watched this episode
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