Family Guy
Season 7

s07e01 / Love Blacktually

29th Sep '08 - 1:00am
Love Blacktually Summary

Brian meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland moves right in and sweeps Carolyn off her feet. Desperate to win her back, Brian must do anything he can, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.

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s07e02 / I Dream of Jesus

6th Oct '08 - 1:00am
I Dream of Jesus Summary

When Peter becomes completely obsessed with "Surfin' Bird", a 1963 hit song from the Trashmen, Brian and Stewie are determined to destroy every last copy of it. When Peter goes searching every record store in Quahog for it, he runs into Jesus, who decides to make his second coming.

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s07e03 / Road to Germany

20th Oct '08 - 1:00am
Road to Germany Summary

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.

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s07e04 / Baby Not On Board

3rd Nov '08 - 2:00am
Baby Not On Board Summary

When Peter wins free gas for a year, Brian suggests a road trip to the Grand Canyon. After careful planning and packing, they depart, only to leave Stewie behind. Hilarity ensues as they race back to Quahog.

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s07e05 / The Man with Two Brians

10th Nov '08 - 2:00am
The Man with Two Brians Summary

Realizing that Brian may be getting old, Peter gets a newer, happier dog who the Griffins love, prompting Brian to leave. But things go awry when the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.

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s07e06 / Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

17th Nov '08 - 2:00am
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Summary

Peter is forced to go back to the third grade to try and qualify for a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Brian opens a bar with Frank Sinatra Jr, where they employ Stewie to make it a hotspot.

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s07e07 / Ocean's Three and a Half

16th Feb '09 - 2:00am
Ocean's Three and a Half Summary

Bonnie finally gives birth to a daughter named Susie. Stewie falls in love, and is willing to do anything to win her heart. Meanwhile, Joe is in debt to a bookie for ,000 to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, and plans to pay it off by stealing from Carter Pewterschmidt.

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s07e08 / Family Gay

9th Mar '09 - 1:00am
Family Gay Summary

Peter is injected with the gay gene as part of a scientific experiment to determine whether or not homosexuality is a learned trait or something that people are born with. He ends up in a gay relationship and winds up in a "straight camp".

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s07e09 / The Juice Is Loose

16th Mar '09 - 1:00am
The Juice Is Loose Summary

Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

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s07e10 / FOX-y Lady

23rd Mar '09 - 1:00am
FOX-y Lady Summary

Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

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s07e11 / Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

30th Mar '09 - 1:00am
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Summary

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

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s07e12 / 420

20th Apr '09 - 1:00am
420 Summary

When Brian gets busted for possession of marijuana, he starts a campaign to legalize the drug. Mayor West passes the law, which turns the townspeople into a bunch of potheads.

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s07e13 / Stew-roids

27th Apr '09 - 1:00am
Stew-roids Summary

After Susie Swanson beats the crap out of Stewie, he and Peter take to the gym. What Stewie doesn't know is that Peter is giving him a little extra help to get those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating one of the popular girls in school, but her popularity soon begins to subside.

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s07e14 / We Love You, Conrad

4th May '09 - 1:00am
We Love You, Conrad Summary

Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Though Brian begins to think he and Conrad are the perfect match, he finds his heart may still belong to Jillian.

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s07e15 / Peter's Progress

11th May '09 - 1:00am
Peter's Progress Summary

Peter has a psychic reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson. Moving to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to escape the fierce ruler King Stewart reigned supreme.

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s07e16 / Three Kings

18th May '09 - 1:00am
Three Kings Summary

When Peter reads some of Stephen King's works, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's stories. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe act out Stand By Me where as 12-year-olds, they travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Second, Peter's take on Misery puts an injured Brian being rescued by his "number one fan," Stewie. And lastly Peter envisions his own version of The Shawshank Redemption, where he and Cleveland become friends in prison.

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