This "Topballoon" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic passing of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.

When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh. Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's school trip, where she strives to reunite Principal Shepherd with his long-lost love.

Peter runs into Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh at a brewery tour, and the two drink the night into oblivion. When Peter wakes up, he realizes their lives have swapped, and he joins the Supreme Court as Brett Kavanaugh, and Brett returns to Quahog as Peter.

Lois becomes a stand-up comedian using real-life stories about Peter as content. Once Peter catches wind about this, he tries his best to straighten his life out to avoid being ridiculed by Lois's comedy act.

Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.