(Pierce Co, WA - 12:07 AM Pursuit in Progress) Lakewood PD - Officer Matt Brown is going to assist in a pursuit of a stolen white Honda SR-V heading their way in the rain. Officer Mike Phipps is driving. The suspect blows a light at Tyler and they get permission to PIT. He blows a light turning through head on traffic, hits the stop sticks, loses a tire, but the cops also hit the sticks and lose a tire. South Hill Precinct - Deputy Kristi Estes now takes the lead. The suspect cuts his lights, is pitted on a turn and goes into the lot of an industrial complex. They have to yank Jeremy out through the window, his pants fall down and he screams the whole time about his leg. He is cuffed and so is the passenger. A gun is found on the floor and Jeremy won't look at Kristi when she reads him his rights. They also find packages of dope ready to sell and a bag of money. Jeremy has a warrant and is on probation. Fort Worth, TX (9:45 PM Suspicious Activity) North Division - Officer M.L. Simon says one of his goals is making it to the SWAT team if possible or the gang unit or narcotics. He's keeping his options open. He goes to a call of gang activity, Hispanic males stripping down a 1989 maroon Chevy GMC truck on the street. They run when he pulls up, the first one is caught by M.L. and says he didn't do nothing. He has no answer to why he ran, is cuffed and taken back to the car. He asks what the problem is, doesn't know whose truck it is he was by, he just pulled up, doesn't know what is going on was just the wrong place at the wrong time. He knows the column was punched, but didn't do it, he wasn't in the truck. The second guy is caught and brought back by Officer Domingo Martinez. Officer Daniel Gonzalez says the 2nd guy gave up the 1st. He says it's a lie and the third guy he only knows as Shorty. He's on probation for burglary. The truck has the radio missing, tools and speakers out of the back. They find the radio and speakers in the guy's car. The owner Josh shows up with his parents. Josh had his wallet in the truck they took too. Norwood, OH (6:31 PM Sting Operations) Police Division Task Force - Sgt. Tom Fallon tells Detective Harry Schlie they are doing a buy/bust for crack. Harry is covered with a mask and sunglasses. The guy has a priors for guns, assault, drug trafficking, B&E, resisting arrest and robbery. The deal is set up for $190 for a quarter ounce. Josh is set for the guy to show up with the drugs. He pulls up in a small silver car next to the detective in an SUV with a female passenger. He leaves and they surround him a block away. He tries to swallow the drugs and they tell him to spit it out and try to choke it out of him. Then they taser him and he screams. Bobby and another cop saw him eat the coke. He keeps screaming and won't answer. The girl cries, says she doesn't know the man, she was waiting for the bus and he gave her a ride and has been arrested for bad checks before. She says she's waiting to get back to her kids. He is charged with 3-4 counts of trafficking. He confirms her story in the station. He is put in a cell until the paperwork is done then he'll be taken to the justice center. He had $1200 on him.

The matchups in the finals in the Middleweight Final finds Diego Sanchez battling Kenny Florian. The Light Heavyweight Final finds Forrest Griffin battling Stephan Bonnar.

Other matches include:
Alex Karalexis vs. Josh Rafferty by TKO.
Mike Swick vs. Alex Schoenauer by KO.
Nathan Quarry vs. Lodune Sincaid by TKO.
Josh Koscheck vs. Chris Sanford by KO.
Chris Leben vs. Jason Thacker by TKO.
Sam Hoger vs. Bobby Southworth
Rich Franklin vs. Ken Shamrock in the main event.

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Live from New York, it's... Chris Parnell!



Sketches include "Papal Debate '05," "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," "Michael Jackson" (cartoon), "The Barry Gibb Talk Show," "One-Star Hotel," "Woo! The Musical," "Sofa Warehouse," and "Spy Glass."



Green Day performed "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and "Holiday."

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Segment #1: Chingy, his manager and his two bodyguards are going out to eat. Jordan comes over pretending to be a fan that's interested in making a record deal. One of the bodyguards goes outside with Jordan to "have a little chat". About 15 minutes later, the police arrive to question Chingy about how Jordan got banged up. A witness tells the police that the bodyguard is in Chingy's employ. Chingy's getting cocky with the police officer, saying "I don't know this man", and the police officer threatens to take him downtown to the station. Finally, Ashton arrives to let Chingy off the hook.



Segment #2: Jon Heder, under the coaxing of his twin brother, goes to a place that Jon THINKS is a restaurant, but the working girls there are much more than friendly. It turns out that the place is a high-class brothel, and Jon is getting nervous when the LAPD Vice Squad. The questions from the Vice officer are fast and agressive, and Jon's trying to keep his cool. It sounds like he is about to be arrested as the officer reads Jon his rights: "You have the right to be PUNK'D".



Segment #3: Joss Stone is going to a clothing store, and young Rob Pinkston walks in, nervous because he can't find his mom. Joss is asked by the boy's mom to keep after him until she arrives. Rob is troubled and quite mad, as he starts breaking things in the store. He storms out and runs away, but when his mother arrives, everything is blamed on Joss, who is taking it really well and handling the situation gracefully. Finally, the camera crew arrives to announce that she's on PUNK'D!

Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns, and chooses caterpillars as his weapon. But instead of spreading the caterpillars, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them, ultimately leading to his own menagerie of butterflies.