Stardate: 48892.1 When the Doctor is activated, he learns the Janeway has been injured, the crew has abandoned ship, and the Kazon are on board the ship. Only Janeway, Torres, and Neelix have remained on board.

Things turn even more strange when Reginald Barclay appears and tells the Doctor that this is just a computer glitch; he is on Jupiter Station, and there is no starship Voyager lost in the Delta Quadrant. Barclay tells the Doctor he must destroy the computer-generated Voyager to repair the glitch.

Xena defends a town against a band of thugs led by a father and son duo, and when she is wounded, Gabrielle is left worrying for the warrior princess.

Batman tracks three wealthy playboys who commit crimes out of boredom.

Beavis and Butt-head's school receives a bomb threat, and all the students must evacuate. The boys stay behind to locate the bomb.

Beavis and Butt-head are going to pretend to have a case of whiplash so they can commit insurance fraud, but then they get injured for real.