Val Stanton offers to purchase some of Heartland's acreage, an offer that becomes more appealing after the Heartland barn is burned down and Jack is seriously injured in the blaze.

After being stranded in a Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, Homer, Marge and Bart pass the time by sharing some of the greatest love stories of all time.



Bonnie and Clyde

Marge and Homer portray the infamous bank robbers of the 1930's, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow.



Shady and the Vamp

Marge and Homer star as the title characters in a parody of Disney's Lady and the Tramp.



Sid and Nancy

Nelson and Lisa are cast as Sid and Nancy in a parody of the 1986 film, Sid and Nancy, about Sex Pistols band member Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy Spungen.

Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with Charlene's daughter Kate, and after he secretly performs a DNA test he discovers that Kate is related to his son Joseph.

Amanda an Alex reveal the names up for eviction. Also, how will the knowledge of a 'secret' relationship by some of the House Guests effect the house.

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

The team re-opens the 1998 case of a murdered 17-year-old girl when her father is arrested for beating another child.

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.

Niki's antics off and on set cause nightmares for her agent as well as the production team. Alice learns that in order to land the high-profile talk show gig, she needs to out people on live TV. Bette takes Phyllis' daughter Molly to visit the movie set. She's beyond bored until Shane takes her to SheBar to see lesbian oil wrestling. Meanwhile, Tasha meets the visiting prosecutor who's about to go against her in the trial.

"They don't teach it in law school". - Pearlman

After cooking up another scheme for the homeless case, McNulty and Lester become popular figures. Davis is set for his day in court by collecting the best legal assistance money can buy. Plus, Michael has brushes with the wrong side of the law, while Gus seeks help for an old story by going outside the Sun.

Rebecca gets a new hobby, while Sarah has to make an important decision.

The DEA becomes suspicious of a new drug kingpin. Walt reveals that he has cancer to Marie and Hank. Elsewhere, Jesse visits his estranged family.

Tiff races against Jason in a pair of coupes. Jonny tries to discover what is the ideal car for a 17-year-old.

Lucy, known as 'Sketch' at school, is in love with Maxxie and incredibly jealous of Michelle, who is starring opposite Maxxie in the school musical. Michelle has more to worry about though, as she tries to make Tony remember their past together. Things come to a head on the opening night of the musical.