John tries to plan a romantic first date with Chris, but unforeseen obstacles keep cropping up; Jake gets shocking news about his grandmother after she dies in a retirement home.

Clark is being pursued by a frightened young girl who needs his help. However, after he discovers she is actually a comatose neighbor who should have woken up years ago, he enlists Lana's help to uncover the truth which puts Lana in grave danger. Meanwhile, Lionel demands that Lex undergo a full psychological evaluation before he hires him.

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Spike struggles to maintain his weak grip on reality as spectral forces threaten to send him to hell. He encounters ghostly apparitions, including an eighteenth-century serial-killer doctor. Meanwhile, Fred continues her quest to find a way of restoring Spike to his corporeal self.

The White House welcomes a world-renowned North Korean pianist for a performance, but Leo worries that the pianist's wish to defect will interfere with nuclear disarmament talks. The staff works to get Bartlet's choice for Vice President, Bob Russell, approved by both the House and the Senate, but one 'nay' vote could embarrass everyone. Meanwhile, Will and Toby are humiliated when a draft of a speech is accidentally substituted for the final draft of the speech.

When Doug hears from Carrie that Deacon's ex-wife wants to reunite with him after a two-year separation, he can't decide whether or not to give Deacon the heads-up. When Deacon informs Doug that he just met a beautiful stewardess and is spending the entire weekend with her, Doug decides not to tell him about his ex-wife's plans to reunite with him. But when Carrie discovers this, she demands that Doug tell Deacon so he doesn't ruin his chances of getting back with Kelly.

Sean falls in with a gang. Toby spills an embarrassing secret about J.T..

The police and prosecutors investigate the connection between an award-winning songwriter and the young woman found murdered in his home to discover who would profit by her death at his hands.

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

Guest: Walter Isaacson (Author, Benjamin Franklin: An American Life)

Segments: Liza Minelli Sued by Ex-Husband David Guest

20-Year-Old College Student Puts Terrorist Weapons Inside Airliners, Had Warned FBI via e-mail Beforehand.

DC Sniper Case Defendant Fires Himself as His Lawyer

Kobe Bryant Case

Back in Black (Monkey Experiments)

Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by Jo Brand, Jimmy Carr and Jackie Clune to discuss some Quite Interesting topics beginning with the letter A.