Earl tries to apply for a credit card but he is declined because he doesn't have a job. He decides to take steps to adulthood by going back to school in order to earn his G.E.D. At school he realizes how hard it is for teachers to deal with badly behaved kids, just like the one he used to be.

Lex gets trapped in one of his labs by a distraught woman claiming he kidnapped her husband. She threatens to destroy the lab--with Lex still inside--unless he divulges her husband's whereabouts. When something unexpected causes a rescue attempt by Clark to fail, he becomes trapped as well. Now, the two men must overcome their hatred for each other if they want to make it out alive.

Returning from Tribal Council, Dreamz is glad it's over. The next morning, Alex and Mookie confront Dreamz about the betrayal. Dreamz says that he did not betray the group. At the reward challenge, two were formed. Boo injured himself, leading green to a victory. On Exile Island, Boo looks at the clue and says that he is nearing heat exhaustion. At the reward, the four Bula Bula tribe members enjoy showers, food and Alex and Earl talk in bed. The next day, the green team returns from the reward. Mookie and Alex try to blackmail Yau-Man. At the immunity challenge, Stacy wins and cannot be voted out. Before Tribal Council, it was discussed that the vote would be between Mookie and Alex. At tribal council, in a 4-3-1 decision, Mookie Lee became the eleventh person voted off and the fifth member of the jury.

After seeing her working relationship with Daniel, her close friendship with Christina, and her chance to date Henry all fall apart, Betty is left with no choice but to turn her back on all three. Meanwhile, romance is in the air: At MODE, Alexis catches the attention of a guy and he asks her out; Amanda flirts with a designer who she believes is gay; and Wilhelmina finds her latest advances very tiring. Over at the Suarez's, Santos gives Hilda a little surprise.

When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that he'll finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesn't anticipate Elliot's old college friend dropping by. J.D. switches between hitting on her and competing with her for Elliot's attention.

Meanwhile, Turk and Dr. Cox volley a hypochondriac patient back and forth since there's nothing wrong with him.

When a has-been boxer is killed, the CSIs must establish which of several life-threatening acts actually killed him.

The attendings vie to be Chief. Two people who haven't slept together before, will. McSteamy's 60-day vow of chastity has a conclusion. We meet a boss, his assistant, and his wife. We also get to see someone being treated in the clinic. Derek has more questions about his relationship with Meredith. The chairman of the hospital board is admitted as patient. Callie confronts Izzie about her relationship with George.

It's crisis time at Dunder Mifflin after a large quantity of paper is accidentally shipped out with an obscene watermark. Michael attempts to explain the situation to the media while Jim and Andy try to calm down the high school principal who has sent out prom invites on the affected stationary.

Special Earth Day Episode. Xzibit and the boys at GAS create an 800hp muscle car that runs on biodiesal fuel! It goes 0-to-60mph in less than 3.5 seconds! Guest starring CA. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger!

With the discovery of an 11-year-old boy who went missing four years ago comes one of the most confusing case for Stark. During those four years, the young boy was living with his kidnapper and was identifying himself as his son. Sebastian must disprove the kidnapper's claim that he was in fact protecting the boy from abusive parents.

When a ghost begins killing off inmates one by one at prison, Sam and Dean let themselves get captures so they can go into the penitentiary to investigate the deaths from the inside. However, when FBI agent Henricksen takes over the murder cases, the brothers soon find that getting out of the prison may be more difficult than finding the murderous ghost.

Liz struggles to maintain her long-distance relationship with Floyd and must also use Kenneth's help in finding a missing Tracy. Meanwhile, Jack's marriage situation with Phoebe causes his mother to stop by.

In only 12 hours, a pressured Luka must coordinate the emergency closure of the ER, as the team rallies to make provisions for patients. Chaz is admitted to the ER, worrying Pratt, and Ray is challenged by a young patient. Sam renews her friendship with the photographer Diana, while Gates faces new problems on the father front. At day's end, as the lights go out, Luka makes a pivotal decision about his future.

When Aubrey begins to think that Nick still has feelings for Hannah, she tells him that he has to choose between her and Hannah. However, Nick's choice becomes more complex when an unexpected visitor shows up at Hannah's. Meanwhile, Nick and the guys plan a surprise for Eddie, but Eddie's response isn't what they had hoped. Ray continues his quest to destroy the gang's relationships by revealing Ikey and Alison's affair to Owen and Physical Phil is forced to make a life-changing move to win Pizza Girl back.

The blizzard of bullshit surrounding immigration melts when Penn and Teller spend some time with the "Minutemen," a militia group dedicated to preventing illegal border crossings, while illegal immigrants demonstrate their fence-jumping techniques.

One fighter tries to take an easy path through the competition while another fighter disappoints his coach during crunch time. Team Pulver gets a surprise visitor and two more fighters step onto the battlefield.

Tonight, actor Richard Gere promotes his new movie The Hoax.
Jon begins the show with a look at the Charlie Rose interview of President Bush and his statement that we only see the bad news out of Iraq from the media. Next, a comprehensive look at the media coverage of the Virginia Tech Massacre. Topics include the media talking about itself and how good or bad they covered the story, gun control agendas being pushed into the fore, Fox News blaming liberals for trying to push their agenda, and finally the blame game. And who's to blame for the massacre? Video games? Hollywood? Television? And finally, Jon talks about Monica Goodling, once an aid to Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, who's been granted immunity in order to testify before Congress about the fired U.S. attorneys. Goodling graduated from Regent University along with 150 other government lawyers in the Bush administration. Jon takes a good look at what's so special about this fourth tier school, which incidentally was founded by Pat Robertson and originally named after his television network.

Tonight Stephen welcomes author Tom Wolfe

The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Fern Britton, and guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Adam Boulton.

Jeremy gets a job working as a cleaner.