Grand Nagus Zek returns to Deep Space Nine, and he wants Quark to be in charge of the negotiation with a race from the Gamma Quadrant that will secure the Ferengi presence in a new corner of the galaxy. A very knowledgeable Ferengi named Pel, who has impressed Quark with his ability to recite the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition from memory, assists Quark in his endeavor.

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

Lean Hiskill and Codger Eggbert are film critics who review a number of Looney Tunes cartoons. They like a number of them, but hate the ones featuring Slappy Squirrel. Slappy decides to retaliate. She destroys their houses and later at the premier of Jurassic Park she puts them into the movie where they are chased by a dinosaur. The two critics change their mind and, in heavy bandages, give Slappy a good review.

There year is 1575 and the place is Paris, France. The King of France believe that someone is about to kill him. He gathers the Three Musketeers to protect him. The Warners arrive as the musketeers and set about guarding the King.