Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess and it is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess and Ike answers the call to arms.

Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

Cartman starts a new business venture called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association", and he extends to Kyle the opportunity to get in the company on the ground floor; Cartman finds a protege to help him in his endeavors.

Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find.

In this special dramatic episode, Stan begins seeing everyone and everything as piles of shit now that he's turning ten years old, which turns him cynical. Meanwhile, Randy and Sheila's marital problems take a turn for the worse and the two decide to break up permanently.

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway\'s biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman\'s failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving - including an extraterrestrial presence - from a TV documentary.

Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.