Questions Only - tensions rise in the cottage where Snow White and the seven dwarves live.
Hollywood Director - It's a 1950's teenag couple (Kathy and Ryan) and they're kissing passionately in their car. Motorcycle cop Wayne rides in because he suspects they're dangerous a couple who are carrying concealed weapons. Styles: America's Funniest Home Videos, climax in a Sam Peckinpah movie, like their mouths are numb from novacaine
Song Styles - Wayne sings to Joe the pool guy as Eminem
Nmber of Words - It's a scene from Titanic. Colin is Jack and Kathy is Rose. They're making out on the desk when Wayne, her horrified financée, and Ryan, the ship's captain, come to tell them that the boat his hit an iceberg. Colin - 5 words Kathy - 2 words Wayne - 4 words Ryan - 3 words
Helping Hands - Kathy is a frustrated customer trying to get through the express line at a supermarket. Ryan is the loud-mouth, busy-body checker.
Props - Wayne and Colin versus Ryan and Drew.
Credits - Ryan and K

Superheroes - Greg is Quick Rick, Ryan is Faking Injury for Sympathy Man, Colin is Captain Coward, and Wayne is Show Stopping Number Boy. The crisis is blue shoes.
Multiple Personalities - Greg, Wayne, and Ryan. A car breaks down in the forest in the middle of the night. The gas can represents Richard Simmons, the map John Wayne, and the flashlight is Scooby Doo.
Scenes From a Hat - Times when it would be nice to have the ability to be beamed up, what really made the kids in Blair Witch run off screaming, what members of the Whose Line cast say to their therapists, out-takes from the Hillbilly National Theatre's Shakespeare Festival, how the naked Fridays policy turned out at your office
Greatest Hits - Wayne sings Songs of the Doctor in the styles Mambo, Marilyn Monroe, and 80's Rock N' Roll.
Sportscasters - Drew joins Greg as the sportscasters for Ryan and Colin, two rival pizza makers trying to impress a female customer
Credits: Wayne, Greg, and Ryan as Richard Simmons, Scooby Doo,

While serving on a jury during a murder trial, Phoebe has a premonition that shows that the defendant is innocent, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. As Phoebe stalls the deliberations, Piper, Paige, and Leo work to find the real killer.

When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes.



Meanwhile Meg finally gets a boyfriend, a boy from an all-American family. There's only one problem with this family though - they're nudists.

Tonight, author Sebastian Junger.

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