Beavis and Butt-head test their talent for stand-up comedy. They perform at a comedy club, but get booed off the stage, and burn the place down.

Beavis and Butt-head find the batteries in their remote control are dead, so to earn a little cash to buy more, they offer to wash a neighbor's car. They decide to drive the car in order to dry it off, but crash into Mr. Anderson.

Beavis and Butt-head do a little 'couch fishing', and reel in some strange things (and people, for that matter). Their antics attract the authorities and cause trouble for Stewart.

Beavis and Butt-head are afraid of getting shot at school. They think they'll be safe if they wear hats, glasses, and speak in fake accents.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a concert, but find Stewart and his family there. They 'kidnap' Stewart for ransom money. The whole plan backfires when Stewart's annoying personality drives them crazy.

Beavis and Butt-head discover the Sunny Grove Nudist Colony in their town, and want to join so they can see naked people - but they don't have the ,000 membership fee. They decide to sneak in and get a peek.

Beavis and Butt-head want to watch a tornado destroy a trailer park. While hanging outside the trailers, they meet Lolita and Tanqueray - two ladies who seem willing to 'do it'. Can the boys score before the tornado hits?

Mr. Van Driessen thinks he can teach Beavis and Butt-head about good work ethic. He has them clean his house so they'll learn how it feels to work hard and earn money. Unfortunately for Mr. Van Driessen, they 'clean' his prized 8-track collection.

Beavis and Butt-head buy a scratch lottery ticket at the local convenience store.... and actually win.

Beavis and Butt-head are sent to a 'Scared Straight' program, where they visit a prison. When they discover that the inmates like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, they decide prison doesn't seem like such a bad place.

Beavis and Butt-head want to enter a bratwurst eating contest, but they don't have enough money for the entry fee. They have to feed frogs to earn the cash.

Mr. Buzzcut demands that Beavis and Butt-head buy jock straps for their P.E. class, but the boys think the jock straps are eye patches.

Beavis and Butt-head learn they can donate sperm to make a little cash. They aren't exactly the ideal sperm donors, and they break plenty of things inside the clinic, but the doctor wants their sperm anyway.

Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head could benefit from working out with some weights. He yells at them and puts them to work in the gym, trying to make them into 'real men.' The boys think they're going to get 'totally ripped.'

President Clinton is coming to Highland High, and Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during the presidential visit. Beavis and Butt-head manage to meet the president anyway, and they make quite the impression.

Beavis and Butt-head watch 'Joey Buttawipo: My Story' on television. Mr. Van Driessen gives them self-help books to help them get in touch with their feminine sides. They also run for student council treasurer, which does not go well.

Beavis and Butt-head play with Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, and get curious about what is inside one. They blow it up to look inside, but Mr. Anderson is blamed for it.

Beavis and Butt-head see a late-night movie where hitch-hikers meet chicks. They decide to try hitch-hiking themselves, but instead of meeting chicks, they get picked up by a religious cult. They meet 'God' -- who turns out to be a guy named Hank.

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, and somehow, Beavis figures out how to get cash with it. The boys find themselves featured on several true crime shows, and are soon hunted by police on live TV.

Beavis and Butt-head threw eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, and are now charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head decides to act as the boys' defense attorney. They are found guilty but their punishment may be worse for society than their original crime was.

Beavis and Butt-head develop a crush on a local bully named Todd, and want to join his 'gang.' Todd treats the boys like dirt, but they don't seem to mind, even when he throws them in the trunk of his car.

Beavis and Butt-head get a hold of a very valuable antique plate that belongs to Stewart's mother. To Stewart's dismay, they decide to play a game of Frisbee with it, causing all kinds of damage to foreheads and dog teeth.

The school psychiatrist orders Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip with Mr. Van Driessen, so he can help them get in touch with their feelings. Unfortunately, all the boys feel is the itch of poison ivy.

Beavis and Butt-head take an I.Q. test, and accidentally score really high. They are then placed in the gifted class, where they overload a smart kid's brain.

Mr. Van Driessen chooses Beavis and Butt-head to befriend a new Japanese exchange student and show him around. They teach him fun things to do in Highland, Beavis and Butt-head style.

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log and Christmas videos on TV.

Beavis and Butt-head have to work the late shift at Burger World. To amuse themselves, they fry up some 'special' curly fries, throw food at the ceiling fan, and give free snacks to a health inspector.

Beavis and Butt-head meet a serial hugger who has recently escaped from prison. Since he has tattoos and hears voices, the boys decide he's pretty cool.