Beavis and Butt-Head
Season 3

s03e01 / Comedians

7th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Comedians Summary

Beavis and Butt-head test their talent for stand-up comedy. They perform at a comedy club, but get booed off the stage, and burn the place down.

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s03e02 / Carwash

7th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Carwash Summary

Beavis and Butt-head find the batteries in their remote control are dead, so to earn a little cash to buy more, they offer to wash a neighbor's car. They decide to drive the car in order to dry it off, but crash into Mr. Anderson.

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s03e03 / Couch-Fishing

8th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Couch-Fishing Summary

Beavis and Butt-head do a little 'couch fishing', and reel in some strange things (and people, for that matter). Their antics attract the authorities and cause trouble for Stewart.

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s03e04 / Incognito

9th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Incognito Summary

Beavis and Butt-head are afraid of getting shot at school. They think they'll be safe if they wear hats, glasses, and speak in fake accents.

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s03e05 / Kidnapped

9th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Kidnapped Summary

Beavis and Butt-head go to a concert, but find Stewart and his family there. They 'kidnap' Stewart for ransom money. The whole plan backfires when Stewart's annoying personality drives them crazy.

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s03e06 / Naked Colony

14th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Naked Colony Summary

Beavis and Butt-head discover the Sunny Grove Nudist Colony in their town, and want to join so they can see naked people - but they don't have the ,000 membership fee. They decide to sneak in and get a peek.

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s03e07 / Tornado

15th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Tornado Summary

Beavis and Butt-head want to watch a tornado destroy a trailer park. While hanging outside the trailers, they meet Lolita and Tanqueray - two ladies who seem willing to 'do it'. Can the boys score before the tornado hits?

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s03e08 / Cleaning House

21st Sep '93 - 2:00am
Cleaning House Summary

Mr. Van Driessen thinks he can teach Beavis and Butt-head about good work ethic. He has them clean his house so they'll learn how it feels to work hard and earn money. Unfortunately for Mr. Van Driessen, they 'clean' his prized 8-track collection.

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s03e09 / Scratch 'N' Win

22nd Sep '93 - 2:00am
Scratch 'N' Win Summary

Beavis and Butt-head buy a scratch lottery ticket at the local convenience store.... and actually win.

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s03e10 / Scared Straight

28th Sep '93 - 2:00am
Scared Straight Summary

Beavis and Butt-head are sent to a 'Scared Straight' program, where they visit a prison. When they discover that the inmates like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, they decide prison doesn't seem like such a bad place.

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s03e11 / Eating Contest

1st Oct '93 - 2:00am
Eating Contest Summary

Beavis and Butt-head want to enter a bratwurst eating contest, but they don't have enough money for the entry fee. They have to feed frogs to earn the cash.

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s03e12 / Sporting Goods

5th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Sporting Goods Summary

Mr. Buzzcut demands that Beavis and Butt-head buy jock straps for their P.E. class, but the boys think the jock straps are eye patches.

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s03e13 / Sperm Bank

8th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Sperm Bank Summary

Beavis and Butt-head learn they can donate sperm to make a little cash. They aren't exactly the ideal sperm donors, and they break plenty of things inside the clinic, but the doctor wants their sperm anyway.

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s03e14 / Buff 'N' Stuff

15th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Buff 'N' Stuff Summary

Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head could benefit from working out with some weights. He yells at them and puts them to work in the gym, trying to make them into 'real men.' The boys think they're going to get 'totally ripped.'

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s03e15 / Citizen Butt-head

19th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Citizen Butt-head Summary

President Clinton is coming to Highland High, and Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during the presidential visit. Beavis and Butt-head manage to meet the president anyway, and they make quite the impression.

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s03e16 / Politically Correct

22nd Oct '93 - 2:00am
Politically Correct Summary

Beavis and Butt-head watch 'Joey Buttawipo: My Story' on television. Mr. Van Driessen gives them self-help books to help them get in touch with their feminine sides. They also run for student council treasurer, which does not go well.

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s03e17 / Ball Breakers

26th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Ball Breakers Summary

Beavis and Butt-head play with Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, and get curious about what is inside one. They blow it up to look inside, but Mr. Anderson is blamed for it.

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s03e18 / Meet God

29th Oct '93 - 2:00am
Meet God Summary

Beavis and Butt-head see a late-night movie where hitch-hikers meet chicks. They decide to try hitch-hiking themselves, but instead of meeting chicks, they get picked up by a religious cult. They meet 'God' -- who turns out to be a guy named Hank.

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s03e19 / True Crime

2nd Nov '93 - 3:00am
True Crime Summary

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, and somehow, Beavis figures out how to get cash with it. The boys find themselves featured on several true crime shows, and are soon hunted by police on live TV.

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s03e20 / The Trial

5th Nov '93 - 3:00am
The Trial Summary

Beavis and Butt-head threw eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, and are now charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head decides to act as the boys' defense attorney. They are found guilty but their punishment may be worse for society than their original crime was.

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s03e21 / The Crush

9th Nov '93 - 3:00am
The Crush Summary

Beavis and Butt-head develop a crush on a local bully named Todd, and want to join his 'gang.' Todd treats the boys like dirt, but they don't seem to mind, even when he throws them in the trunk of his car.

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s03e22 / Plate Frisbee

12th Nov '93 - 3:00am
Plate Frisbee Summary

Beavis and Butt-head get a hold of a very valuable antique plate that belongs to Stewart's mother. To Stewart's dismay, they decide to play a game of Frisbee with it, causing all kinds of damage to foreheads and dog teeth.

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s03e23 / Canoe

16th Nov '93 - 3:00am
Canoe Summary

The school psychiatrist orders Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip with Mr. Van Driessen, so he can help them get in touch with their feelings. Unfortunately, all the boys feel is the itch of poison ivy.

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s03e24 / Young, Gifted & Crude

26th Nov '93 - 3:00am
Young, Gifted & Crude Summary

Beavis and Butt-head take an I.Q. test, and accidentally score really high. They are then placed in the gifted class, where they overload a smart kid's brain.

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s03e25 / Foreign Exchange

10th Dec '93 - 3:00am
Foreign Exchange Summary

Mr. Van Driessen chooses Beavis and Butt-head to befriend a new Japanese exchange student and show him around. They teach him fun things to do in Highland, Beavis and Butt-head style.

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s03e26 / A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head

18th Dec '93 - 3:00am
A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head Summary

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log and Christmas videos on TV.

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s03e27 / Closing Time

24th Dec '93 - 3:00am
Closing Time Summary

Beavis and Butt-head have to work the late shift at Burger World. To amuse themselves, they fry up some 'special' curly fries, throw food at the ceiling fan, and give free snacks to a health inspector.

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s03e28 / Most Wanted

6th Mar '94 - 3:00am
Most Wanted Summary

Beavis and Butt-head meet a serial hugger who has recently escaped from prison. Since he has tattoos and hears voices, the boys decide he's pretty cool.

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