This was a Halloween special. The boys go trick-or-treating - Beavis as a 'nad', and Butt-head as 'nachos'. Beavis eats too much Halloween candy, and of course, this leads to Cornholio searching for T.P. for his bunghole.
Beavis and Butt-head attempt to solve the mystery of morning wood. They look at Spank magazine and wait for the 'Morning Wood Fairy.' Unfortunately, they fall asleep before the truth can be revealed.
Beavis and Butt-head have to present reports on U.S. history or they'll be held back a grade. Beavis describes a meal he had at Burger World, and Butt-head shares a memory of the time he kicked Beavis in the crotch.
Beavis and Butt-head watch a news report on TV about an undercover sting operation to catch prostitutes. The boys think this might be a great way to 'score.'
Beavis and Butt-head spy on Mr. Van Driessen and his date. They even follow Van Driessen home, because they think maybe they'll see him and his date 'doing it.'
Beavis' arm gets trapped inside a blood pressure testing machine at the grocery store, and Butt-head just doesn't seem that concerned about it.
This is a special hour-long episode that tells two beloved Christmas stories. The first is 'Huh-Huh-Humbug!', which features Beavis as a Scrooge-like character who gets visited by three ghosts, but all he wants to do is watch a porno. The second is 'It's A Miserable Life,' where Beavis and Butt-head's guardian angel tries to show them that the world would be better if they'd never existed. There are also segments where Butt-head reads letters to 'Santa Butt-head' and Beavis is dressed as a reindeer. The music videos are shown in this part of the show.
Beavis and Butt-head are hired to babysit a couple of kids. They refuse to read to the kids, feed the baby a burrito, and even fall asleep on the job.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a video dating service to try to score with chicks. They make their videos under the names 'Gerondo' and 'The Pleasure Machine'. Of course, their videos are more comical than romantic.
Stewart goes missing, and his mom calls on Beavis and Butt-head to help find him.
Beavis and Butt-head aren't having any luck getting into Todd's gang, so they attempt to form a 'gang' of their own.
Mr. Van Driessen encourages Beavis and Butt-head to grow food for a class project. They decide to grow some nachos.
Using the newly delivered phone book, Beavis and Butt-head choose a man named 'Harry Sachz' out of the white pages and pester him with prank calls. Unfortunately for the boys, Mr. Sachz has caller ID.
Beavis and Butt-head get called in to work at Burger World. Butt-head makes up an excuse and so poor Beavis has to go in alone, but Butt-head goes in as a customer just to pester him.
Mr. Anderson is holding a yard sale, but gets called away to help a friend, so he asks Beavis and Butt-head to man the sale. The boys really do sell everything.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a Parent-Teacher Association meeting. They have a few 'suggestions' on how to improve the educational process.
Beavis and Butt-head are amused when Mr. Van Driessen falls off his desk and is taken to the hospital. An energetic substitute teacher soon arrives, but he makes the mistake of trusting Beavis and Butt-head.
Beavis and Butt-head help a sick Mr. Anderson by going to the drug store for him. They goof around in the store, and buy plenty of things for Mr. Anderson, but none of it was on the list he gave them.
Beavis and Butt-head score some beer, and get totally smashed. It's non-alcoholic beer, but they don't seem to notice.