Beavis and Butt-head fail Mr. Buzzcut's math class, so they get sent back to the 8th grade. But they clearly aren't smart enough to be there either, and they keep getting sent back until they end up in kindergarten.

Sadly for Beavis and Butt-head, there is nothing on TV for two whole long hours. The boys try to find ways to amuse themselves until they can watch a good show on TV again, but find that's a lot more difficult than it sounds.

Beavis and Butt-head think that beards will help them score with chicks. Since they can't actually grow beards yet, they cut hair off their heads and glue it to their faces. Surprisingly, this doesn't seem to turn on the babes in the mall.

Butt-head chokes on a chicken nugget, and it's up to Beavis to save him. Beavis remembers there is a poster at work about the Heimlich maneuver, but there are too many things to distract him from reading it. Meanwhile, Butt-head turns several lovely shades of purple from lack of oxygen.

Beavis and Butt-head's favorite thug, Todd, needs a safe place to hide from a rival gang. He decides to stay with the boys and tells them to 'play dumb' while he hides out in their house and watches their TV. The boys take his words about loyalty to heart.

Beavis and Butt-head become telemarketers. Beavis somehow breaks sales records, but poor Butt-head is completely clueless, as usual.

Beavis, Butt-head, and Daria participate in a charity walkathon organized by Clark Cobb and the Christian Businessmen's Association. The boys don't understand how the whole 'pledging' concept works, so Daria has a little fun with them, and they also end up taking the long way on the walkathon route.

Beavis and Butt-head get off the bus, skip class, and accidently get hired as temp workers at a real estate agency. Beavis becomes the manic typist, and Butt-head mans the phones.

Beavis finds a camera, the boys think it's amusing to take photos of their butts and other select parts of their bodies. They try to return the camera to its owner, hoping for a reward.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the zoo to look at the animals' reproductive parts and molest the snakes.

Beavis and Butt-head go to 'Career Day' for Mr. Van Driessen's class. They get a taste of what it's like to be mall security guards, but unfortunately for them, none of the customers want to be frisked.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon's office, hoping to make their penises larger. They want to get 'wiener implants,' but the doctor misunderstands them and enlarges something else instead.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the 'Creatures of Rock' concert, but because they drink too much soda, they spend the entire concert waiting in line to go to the Porta-Potty.

Beavis and Butt-head watch The Beverly Hillbillies on TV, which gives them the brilliant idea to dig for oil in their yard. They do strike something, but unfortunately, it isn't oil. They try to sell their newfound 'black gold' to the neighbors.

Beavis is itchy 'down there', and scratches himself with his hands and spatula - then handles meat and flips burgers without washing his hands or tools. Unfortunately for the Burger World customers, Beavis's infection seems to be contagious.

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house, and stumble upon a couple of robbers posing as movers. They have fun destroying Stuart's family's possessions.

Beavis and Butt-head go into a hair salon to ogle the stylist. While the stylist cuts Butt-head's hair, he has a fabulous view of her boobs.

Beavis and Butt-head throw a party with plenty of 'hard stuff', so they can 'cop a feel.' But no chicks show up - only Stewart and his friends come to the party. Soon, though, Todd arrives and the boys' plans are forced to change.

Mr. Buzzcut makes Beavis and Butt-head take a shower after P.E., but the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to evacuate in their underwear.

After seeing all the homeless dogs on TV, Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get adopt one. They choose the most vicious one they can - one that really seems to hate Beavis.

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head fly a kite in a storm and get struck by lightning. Their accident attracts the interest of a media crusader who wants to blame their stupidity on The Howard Stern Show.

Beavis and Butt-head fall asleep on the couch. They sleep right through school, and have bizarre dreams where they are on various television shows, like Oprah, Star Trek, The Dating Game, and The Brady Bunch.

The boys are supposed to sell candy for a school fundraiser. Other than Mr. Anderson, who buys some, the only people they sell it to are each other.

Mr. Van Driessen instructs the class on drawing animated cartoons. Beavis and Butt-head draw their hundreds of little dudes, but can't figure out why the finished product only has two people in it.

Beavis and Butt-head become Mr. Anderson's poker buddies for a day. While they don't understand the sophisticated rules of poker, they do appreciate the pictures of naked ladies on the deck of cards.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the library to do research for a report on admirable women. But they spend more time admiring the view of the librarian's rear end.

Beavis and Butt-head rescue a pilot from a plane crash, and are featured on a TV show that resembles Rescue 911.

Beavis and Butt-head find a bottle with a dead mouse inside. They rub it, hoping it will grant them some wishes.

Beavis gets a brutal case of stomach cramps, which makes him think that he might be pregnant.

Beavis and Butt-head crash a wedding. They think they might actually have a shot at kissing the bride.

Beavis and Butt-head watch a horror flick, and this gives them the idea to scare their neighbors by screaming at them.

A bum skilled in the art of begging teaches Beavis and Butt-head a few ways to make money on the streets.

Beavis and Butt-head discover a squirrel carcass. They think the poor dead creature's fur might be valuable, so they attempt to sell it to anyone and everyone.

Beavis and Butt-head's boss tells them to change the oil in the deep fryer. They don't seem to understand the difference between motor oil and cooking oil, because they head off to the gas station.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a coffee bar that is having a poetry reading. Beavis drinks a little too much espresso, which prompts his alter-ego, Cornholio, to surface. Cornholio really impresses the audience with his poetic skills.

Beavis and Butt-head become a part of Mr. Van Driessen's 'men's group,' as they bang on drums and assert their manliness in the woods. Beavis seems to get a little too into the whole concept.

Beavis and Butt-head spend another Friday night hanging out at the Maxi Mart. They pretend to run the cash register to impress some chicks, but the manager sees them on the video camera and thinks they're robbing the store, so he calls the cops.

Beavis and Butt-head find a big tire, and think it will be fun to get inside it and ride down a hill. When Beavis rides in it, he not only crashes into Mr. Van Driessen and derails a train, but worst of all, he makes Todd spill a drop of beer.

Beavis and Butt-head's bad behavior causes Mr. McVicker to send them to group therapy. Unfortunately, their behavior is equally bad there, when the therapist encourages Beavis to use a baseball bat to express his anger.

Beavis and Butt-head participate in a feminist meeting and try to score with the militant women's rights gals, without much success.

Beavis and Butt-head's school receives a bomb threat, and all the students must evacuate. The boys stay behind to locate the bomb.

Beavis and Butt-head are going to pretend to have a case of whiplash so they can commit insurance fraud, but then they get injured for real.

Beavis and Butt-head meet a couple of sexy girls with a flat tire. The girls think our boys can help them change their tire, but Butt-head has some issues with the tire-iron.

While Beavis and Butt-head serve detention, the 'Positive Acting Teens' group tries to rehabilitate them. Beavis and Butt-head and the PAT club pick up litter on the sides of the road, but very little rehabilitation is accomplished.

Beavis and Butt-head nose around a crime scene. Beavis nearlyhugs Butt-head and finds himself under arrest.

Beavis and Butt-head spike a milk carton in the cafeteria with spanish fly. They were hoping a hot chick would drink the milk, but instead a guy from their P.E. class drinks it.

Beavis and Butt-head mistakenly think they can sue a chick named Kimberly for sexual harassment because she gives them 'wood' while in class.

Mr. Van Driessen takes his class on a field trip to go mountain climbing. On the trip, Beavis and Butt-head moon cars, swear, and cause Mr. Van Driessen to fall off a cliff.

Beavis and Butt-head try to make money buy photocopying bills and coins. Unfortunately, not only is this activity illegal, but they use a black and white photocopier to make single-sided copies.

Beavis and Butt-head steal Mr. Anderson's rented steamroller. They drive it to school to impress Todd, the local thug.