Beavis and Butt-head are invited to play football with the big boys. Butt-head gets pulverized, and Beavis takes off with the ball.

Beavis drinks a lot of Burger World's new, high-caffeine 'Volt Cola,' which transforms him into his alter-ego, 'The Great Cornholio.' The Immigration Department decides he's an illegal alien and wants to deport him to Mexico.

Beavis and Butt-head learn about the theory of evolution. They dream about being cave men, and think they'd have a shot at scoring with cave women.

Beavis and Butt-head grace the neighborhood by playing a rousing game of 'Ding Dong Ditch' - the fine art of ringing doorbells and hiding. But.... they just can't get it right.

Beavis and Butt-head have the dubious honor of viewing the feminine version of a sex education film. They are a little disturbed by what they learn.

Beavis and Butt-head find a baby bird that has fallen out of its nest. At first they plan to eat it, but Stuart's dad convinces them to take care of it and drives them to the vet.

Mr. Buzzcut brings a speaker from AA into class to teach the students about the dangers of alcohol. Beavis and Butt-head think that if they go to AA too, they could possibly score some beer.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the Grand Opening of a lingerie store. They figure if they fondle a bra, that later when the bra is actually worn by a woman, they will have had their hands where her boobs will be. This arouses them, so they fondle every item in the store.

Beavis and Butt-head find themselves with head lice, and try to come up with a way to get rid of them without paying for an expensive prescription shampoo.

Beavis and Butt-head harass Stewart until he agrees to help them access pornography on the school computer. They view activities that are illegal in the state of Texas, making the school's librarian faint.

Beavis can't get his nose to stop bleeding, and Butt-head's home remedies aren't helping.

Beavis and Butt-head 'accidentally' prevent a robbery at Burger World. Realizing that arresting people is 'cool,' they attempt to arrest other people who come to Burger World.

Beavis and Butt-head think they would look studly if they had skull earrings, but they aren't smart enough to figure out how to pierce their own ears.

Beavis and Butt-head have the perfect day - school is canceled, Stewart doesn't want to hang out with them, they find porn in a dumpster, Todd beats up a preppy, and a suspicious neighbor pays them to 'forget' about the blood on his sidewalk.

Beavis and Butt-head figure out that 'going on strike' equals a day off work. So they stand up for their principles, and go on strike.

Beavis becomes a copycat, and starts to repeat Butt-head's every move and statement.

Beavis and Butt-head lose their television reception, so they fall asleep. They snooze right through four disasters that tear up Highland.

Beavis and Butt-head watch a fitness nut in a TV infomercial. Seeking a butt like his, they go jogging and drink a protein mixture that they concoct over at Stewart's house.

When leaving Highland High for the day, Beavis and Butt-head miss their school bus. Butt-head thinks he knows a short cut, but his route turns out to be more of a 'long cut'.