Butt-head tries to get a Russian mail-order bride so he can score. Beavis would be happy just to watch.

Beavis and Butt-head are Burger World's first delivery boys. Because the boys are so clueless, the new delivery service doesn't last long.

Beavis and Butt-head really enjoy their wood shop class until Beavis saws off a body part. The boys end up having to take a little trip to the hospital so Beavis doesn't bleed to passing.

Stewart's parents have a satellite dish installed, and Beavis and Butt-head want to watch all the unhappy programming the dish provides. Unfortunately for them, Stewart's mom doesn't approve.

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a single can of root beer, and wonder: can a can of soda explode if you shake it up? They find out.

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to start their own garage band, with a little help from Mr. Van Driessen. They even choose a band name and line up a gig. But, since they are Beavis and Butt-head, their band breaks up in its first day of existence, so all they have are the memories.

Beavis and Butt-head 'can't score,' so they go to see a doctor who specializes in impotence. The doctor is puzzled as to why the boys can't 'perform,' even though their arousal levels are high.

Beavis sees an ad on TV for a motivational speaker promoting his book. Despite Butt-head's doubts, Beavis goes to see the speaker, and believes he can get what he wants out of life, if he can 'seize the power.'

Beavis and Butt-head are playing with a shopping cart in a parking lot, and get hit by a car. The owner gets out and gives them not to tell his insurance company, even though the boys aren't hurt. They see this as a potential moneymaking operation.

Beavis and Butt-head see infomercials on television, and decide to invent their own product to sell on an infomercial. The best they can do is the 'Butt Scratcher 2000.'

A housefly irritates Beavis and Butt-head while they are trying to watch television. At first they just try to swat it, but Butt-head realizes a more effective weapon may be necessary tohug it. Pretty soon, the house resembles a war zone.

Beavis and Butt-head follow Todd to find out what makes him so cool. Todd goes to a party and gets smashed, and is willing to divulge the secrets of his coolness to the boys after he throws up.

The boys' boss tells them what worker's compensation is, and they decide that staying home and still getting paid sounds pretty sweet. Beavis lets Butt-head beat him up, and they even try staging some 'accidents,' but despite his injuries, poor Beavis is still healthy enough to work.

Beavis and Butt-head are so bad, and so annoying, that they finally send Principal McVicker over the edge and make him totally crazy. He checks into a mental institution, but he still cannot escape the insanity of Beavis and Butt-head.

Beavis and Butt-head are excited when Mr. Van Driessen stages a mock 'graduation ceremony' to motivate his students. The boys don't realize it's not their real high school graduation, so they think they're done with school and can begin their futures.

Beavis and Butt-head visit the school's guidance counselor, who helps them try to determine what lies in store for them after high school. Beavis imagines a career in the army, and Butt-head pictures himself acting in TV commercials.

Beavis and Butt-head return to school after being suspended, and since their class is on a field trip, Principal McVicker sticks them in a speech therapy class. The boys manage to find ways to get aroused in class, and use the speech exercises as an excuse to say dirty words.

This episode is a parody of the classic TV show, Leave it to Beaver. The mostly black and white episode features the show's cast filling in the roles of Ward, June, The Beav, Wally, and Eddie Haskel.

Beavis has somehow burned his butt, and Butt-head takes him to the hospital. As Beavis is being treated for his injury, Butt-head impersonates a doctor and enjoys his time in the hospital.

After catching Beavis and Butt-head playing with an American flag, Mr. Buzzcut makes them write a report on the nation's founding fathers. They fall asleep and dream of what they would do if they actually were Paul Revere, Ben Franklin, and Abe Lincoln.

When the school calls to find out why Beavis and Butt-head haven't been to class in three weeks, Beavis answers the phone and says that Beavis and Butt-head are dead. The school holds a memorial service for them, while all along, they are at home on the couch watching TV and eating nachos.