When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, where he learns a lesson about taking one for the team.

Lucille takes George Michael to the mother-son dance instead of Buster, her typical date. Seeing this, Buster and Michael team up to save George Michael from Lucille, but things don't go as planned. Meanwhile, Tobias lands a role similar in nature to George, Sr., which turns Lindsay on.

Mr. Burns is taking his driving test and Selma is having hot flashes. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses that she is going through menopause. After seeing a video on the topic hosted by Robert Wagner, Selma is disappointed to learn that she'll never be able to have children. Patty suggests that she try adoption and Lisa suggests China. Only to qualify, Selma needs a husband who must go with her to China to collect their child. She fills out the form with the name: Homer Simpson. Selma flies the Simpson family to China. At Marge's request, Homer goes along with the charade. Under the supervision of Madam Wu, a Chinese functionary, the family, with Marge as the children's nanny takes a tour of the sites. For his occupation, Homer tells Madam Wu that he is a Chinese acrobat, and of course later his services in that capacity are called into action. Selma gets her child, a daughter named Ling Bouvier, only to have her taken away after Madam Wu sees Marge snuggling with Homer. At the airport, Lisa comes up with a plan to get Ling back. Homer poses as a Buddha statue to get inside the orphanage. Only Madam Wu stops them with a tank in Tien An Men Square. Selma appeals to Madam Wu, bureaucrat to bureaucrat and it works. Selma, her new daughter and the family are allowed to leave China via a junk.

When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.

Lt. Stillman's priest informs him of a long ago confession where a man confessed being involved in the 1998 kidnapping of a 9-year old boy. The case is reopened with this new lead, and it turns out the truth is closer to home.

Garrett investigates what he believes are simple drug overdoses only he has a problem. When he does the autopsy on both victims he has trouble finding their cause of death. Garrett finds their cause of death in an unlikely place a cardigan sweater! Now that Dr. Macy has located the drug he and Nigel set out how to extract the drug from the sweater.

Joanie and her newly arrived madam, Maddie, work on the Chez Ami while E.B. keeps an eye on their progress. Calamity Jane returns to Deadwood to die, but Doc seems to think she just drinks too much. She joins Seth, Charlie and Sol for a second armed confrontation with Al at the Gem. Al sees the wisdom of not killing the sheriff, and returns Seth's gung and badge, which he took off before the last fight.

The episode concludes with Seth entering his home for the first time since his wife's arrival.

After a food critic is found beaten to death, Goren and Eames turn their suspicion to the chef at the last restaurant she visited. Unfortunately, Joshua Mailer has also gone missing, and their investigation then turns to his father-in-law, the owner and head chef of another very popular restaurant in the city. An off-the-cuff comment tips Goren off to the fact that not all is well in the Onorato household.

Bette travels to New York on a business trip. Tina is shocked and angry about her lawyer's true intentions. Jenny and Shane search for a new roommate, and Kit bonds with an inspirational speaker.

Ride Owner: Sara. Female.

Owner's Ride: 1988 Chevy S10.



Additions & Improvements:

-Paint, Black metallic base coat with air brushed pink and red ghoulish graphics on the sides and a big skull on the hood

-20" black faced Giovanna rims with Pirelli tires

-Skull and cross bone chrome grill

-Fog machine with the fog coming out of the grill

-15" flip down monitor in the headliner

-Pink skull with black inserts on the seats with led lights in the eyes and another skull in the headliner

-Electronic limo back window

-Pool table in the back

-Set of West Coast Customs and Pimp My Ride pool balls

-4 12" woofers underneath the pool table

-Truck has been lowered 4"'s

-10" directed monitors on both doors

-Clarion Touch Screen

-Magellan RoadMate 700

-Gift from X, cue stick with skulls on it



Sara has officially been pimped.



Final Look





-Norrin Radd

Jake agrees to a date with Naomi's sister, Kylie, but things don't go as planned when he realizes they've met before, a fact that Kylie remembers in great detail but which Jake can't for the life of him even recall. The date gets even stranger when Kylie's ex-boyfriend, Patrick, a performance artist in the style of David Blaine, drops in - literally. Meanwhile, Jake's best pal, mild-mannered dentist Adrian, gets inadvertently stuck babysitting one of Jake's star clients, Shane, a macho action star with more than a few issues.

Jake faces a PR crisis when one of his top clients, Dakota - part of the three "Gaymigos" design team, wants to go public with the fact he's straight. Meanwhile, the girl Jake's romancing insists he set up her unhappily single cousin with a date, and the only guy he can find is Patrick; and Adrian's in-laws turn up and insist on seeing their favorite person - Jake!

Milton Bombay is asking the courts to allow him to be frozen until another century so he can continue his legacy of being a great lawyer and needs Denny and Shirley to defend him. Alan and Chelina defends a high school student who accuses his teacher of censorship when he blocks out a news station on the school's televisions.

Following another one of Ben's visions, he and Joney set out to find Stroud and they soon arrive in the Wyoming state capital where from a discarded newspaper in a recently vacated hotel room, they finally learn the name and location of Ben's nemesis. Back at Carnivale, Libby struggles to stick to her alibi that Jones concocts for them, but lets the story about Ben slip to her mother. Samson then has a heart-to-heart talk with Libby about Ben's magical abilities. At Justin's ministry camp, Stroud arrives and finally meets his evil master face-to-face. There, Wilfred Talbot Smith intercepts a near disaster for Justin and reneges on a deal with Scudder, who plans an escape... but Justin does a little backseat driving. Also, Iris discovers that Sofie is actually Justin's illuminate daughter, while Stroud increases security for Justin.

In "Meteorgeddon," Harrison Ford and Aerosmith fly off to stop an asteroid that could destroy the Earth. See what happens when pet owners strap their animals to skis, sending them down steep hills and off cliffs in the Winter Pet Games. Then, watch Chucky get the stuffing knocked out of him when he steps into the lair of Lettuce Head Kids. The post-Muppet Show history of Dr. Teeth and his band is in "Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem."

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